****ing bits of ****ing coffee in the w*nking sugar bowl.
****ing bits of ****ing coffee in the w*nking sugar bowl.
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PixelpeepS3

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9,050 posts

172 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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at work. s that double dip their coffee spoon back in the sugar leaving a trail of pissing ing coffee granules littered all over the place leaving it fking impossible for people who have sugar in their pissing tea to avoid ing coffee in their bd tea.

How fking lazy?

s!

Sheets Tabuer

21,481 posts

245 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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4/10

Oakey

27,984 posts

246 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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I'd be more worried about the wking tbh

TheInternet

5,267 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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You work from home don't you

Goaty Bill 2

3,595 posts

149 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Instant coffee granules.
This belongs in the 'a bit council' thread


funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Oakey said:
I'd be more worried about the wking tbh
Indeed.

I've heard of pi**ing in the kettle, but wking in the sugar bowl is a new one to me.

Wouldn't it leave a sticky coating?

Actually, on reflection, if it does, it's quite a realistic experience. smile

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
Instant coffee granules.
This belongs in the 'a bit council' thread
Could be worse. Could be coffee powder.

thomasjonny69

64 posts

120 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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I feel you pain OP, what ever you do, don't mention the dishwasher, that's a constant bone of contention in our office.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

258 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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thomasjonny69 said:
I feel you pain OP, what ever you do, don't mention the dishwasher, that's a constant bone of contention in our office.
You need to get her motivated then.

wink

mgtony

4,217 posts

220 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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thomasjonny69 said:
I feel you pain OP, what ever you do, don't mention the dishwasher, that's a constant bone of contention in our office.
Are you the dishwasher?

thomasjonny69

64 posts

120 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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mgtony said:
thomasjonny69 said:
I feel you pain OP, what ever you do, don't mention the dishwasher, that's a constant bone of contention in our office.
Are you the dishwasher?
No, but I often have to load and unload the bloody thing. Plus of course, filling the salt reservoir, the rinse aid and constantly repairing the runners due to the heavy handed swamp donkeys we have working here!
Why do women have no mechanical sympathy?
It's a good job they don't have cocks, they'd probably snap them off!biggrin

JakeT

6,002 posts

150 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Don't have sugar in hot drinks. Problem solved! thumbup

BoRED S2upid

21,071 posts

270 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Goaty Bill 2 said:
Instant coffee granules.
This belongs in the 'a bit council' thread
Indeed.

I'd still give it a 6/10 I can feel the rage in the post.

OP only one thing for it double dip your tea spoon see how they like it!

toasty

8,414 posts

250 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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JakeT said:
Don't have sugar in hot drinks. Problem solved! thumbup
+1 What kind of mong needs their coffee to be sweet? Oh mummy this drink is too bitter! That's alright cupcakes, Mummy will make it sweeter for your childlike taste buds and put some shuggy in for you.

You've got to have milk though, otherwise it is too bitter.biggrin

stuartmmcfc

8,775 posts

222 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Sugar bowl?
You posh tt.

King Herald

23,501 posts

246 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Used to find sugar in the coffee jar on my ship, so I'd simply take a spoon, scoop it up, throw it back in the sugar bowl.

Of course a good bit of coffee went with it...... not that I care, I don't use sugar..

I also loathe having to have sugar in my coffee because some prick can't use the correct spoon!

Yes, childish and petulant, I know, but it made me feel better.

Google [bot]

6,828 posts

211 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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Some genius at my work yesterday put all the tea bags in one massive container. English bfast, Earl Grey, Green, Chamomile.

I'll update you all next year.

PixelpeepS3

Original Poster:

9,050 posts

172 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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thomasjonny69 said:
mgtony said:
thomasjonny69 said:
I feel you pain OP, what ever you do, don't mention the dishwasher, that's a constant bone of contention in our office.
Are you the dishwasher?
No, but I often have to load and unload the bloody thing. Plus of course, filling the salt reservoir, the rinse aid and constantly repairing the runners due to the heavy handed swamp donkeys we have working here!
Why do women have no mechanical sympathy?
It's a good job they don't have cocks, they'd probably snap them off!biggrin
We have a dishwasher and people just dump their st in the sink instead. this includes leaving random bits of food still on plates which ends up floating around in the sink. Pure lazy.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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toasty said:
You've got to have milk though, otherwise it is too bitter.biggrin
Milk in coffee? vomit

pseudonym

52 posts

119 months

Wednesday 21st December 2016
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We had the same issue at work. Really boiled my piss. I had a bit of a rant on one of our web based ideas board and it appeared I was one of the few who took an issue with it, seems people aren't bothered about minging sugar and coffee in their tea and tea in their coffee. Either way we ended up with some of these:



After a few weeks sugar bowls re-appeared as the tea and coffee heathens couldn't be arsed with the pourers and the contaminated sugar returned. Classy.