Retaining the intelligence of the species.
Retaining the intelligence of the species.
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towman

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14,938 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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An old George Carlin (I think) routine started with the line - "The following groups should be euthenised to retain the intelligence of the species".

So let`s have your votes.

My thread so I get first dibs:

Professional footballers

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Sod off, you......

wedg1e

27,034 posts

294 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Anyone who thinks three grand is a good price for a telly

towman

Original Poster:

14,938 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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mybrainhurts said:


Sod off, you......


More chins than a chinese phone book.

towman

Original Poster:

14,938 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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wedg1e said:
Anyone who thinks three grand is a good price for a telly


Whats a telly?

love machine

7,609 posts

264 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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If I recall correctly, and I've had a few more than a few pints (hic!), evolution is mostly favoured by polygamous breeders. Those which provide fitness indiators (wealth, intelligence, physical form, etc, etc) generally fit this description hence evolution by the perpetaration of 'good' characteristics.

Whilst this form has got us to where we are, I expect that the chav super breeding is making a step allready covered by previous humans. The question is, when does social security interfere with evolution..... me I'm drunk. I fukkin love you!

towman

Original Poster:

14,938 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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love machine said:
me I'm drunk. I fukkin love you!


Any luck on the job front Stu?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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towman said:

mybrainhurts said:


Sod off, you......



More chins than a chinese phone book.


And less coherent than a Chinese phone book....

bruciebabie

895 posts

265 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Smokers, obviously.

birdbrain

1,564 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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bruciebabie said:
Smokers, obviously.


Soapbox non-smokers.

Jaglover

46,735 posts

264 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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I think we are seeing a process of reverse evolution in this country.

Decent hardworking people cannot afford to have children-(with either the loss of the Mother's income or childcare costs)-due mainly to the high proportion of their money they have to pay out to the state.

Meanwhile for a certain type of people having a child is the route to free accomodation and big benefits.

scruffy

3,757 posts

290 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Try growing bacteria on a petri dish - eventually there are so many of the buggers, they die out due to excess CO2 etc

It's going to happen - there are far too many people on the planet, however the way it's going, the christian shibboleth seems all too ominous..

'the meek shall inherit the earth'

Gypsys, Chavs, Dole scum, Smackheads, Thieves, Sex Offenders..

Doesn't look good.

MilnerR

8,273 posts

287 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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scruffy said:


'the meek shall inherit the earth'



I'd like to see how long the feckless buggers can keep hold of it though. Brains beat brawn every time, the backlash against the chavs, pikeys, dole bludgers is on its way!

birdbrain

1,564 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Oh joy. Yet another thread about benefit scroungers, immigrants, chavs and other miscellaneous peasantry.

Ho hum.

>> Edited by birdbrain on Sunday 20th March 13:46

towman

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14,938 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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Thats not what was intended! See first post.

I would add people who don`t have means of payment ready whe they reach the front of a long queue at the fast till in the supermarket. They must be too dumb to ensure a continued existance.

birdbrain

1,564 posts

268 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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towman said:
Thats not what was intended! See first post.

I would add people who don`t have means of payment ready whe they reach the front of a long queue at the fast till in the supermarket. They must be too dumb to ensure a continued existance.


No, I know. Not blaming you, Towman, just the people that try to hijack every possible thread with the same subjects.

I'll add one to the list - people who get to the barriers on the tube and then have to go through every pocket/bag to find their ticket.

rich1231

17,340 posts

289 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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People that think something is too expensive just because they are not willing to pay the asking price

Jaglover

46,735 posts

264 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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birdbrain said:


No, I know. Not blaming you, Towman, just the people that try to hijack every possible thread with the same subjects.

I'll add one to the list - people who get to the barriers on the tube and then have to go through every pocket/bag to find their ticket.



I'm sorry

But there's nothing I enjoy more than a good anti-chav rant.

simpo two

92,670 posts

294 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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scruffy said:
It's going to happen - there are far too many people on the planet

Working with nature is sensible. Nature's way of dealing with a population that's outgrown its food supply is to let famine reduce the population to a level the land can sustain. May sound harsh, but *sustainable* is the holy grail they all bleat about.
scruffy said:

'the meek shall inherit the earth'

But not the mineral rights (JP Getty)

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Sunday 20th March 2005
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I propose: "Prolaser operators", "Gatso/Truvelo manufacturers" and "Talivan operators".

P.S. Closely followed by Accountants and Lawyers, as depicted at the end of Douglas Adams's HHGTTG.

Ah! Just think, What a perfect world that would be.