Bas*ard wind!
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dazwalsh

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6,115 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Whilst opening the curtains to my duaghters room this morning I see an 8ft trampoline rolling Into the side of a bus. Very funny until I realised it was ours. Thankfully bus driver was dismissive of it and couldnt give two hoots about the dent in the side of the bus.

After a fight with mother nature to drag it back up the street and into the back garden I noticed its left a path of destruction already, smashing a glass table and a ripping out thebfence post it was chained to last night.

Then I get 3 calls from tenants with slates being blown off the roof. As I approach one of the houses I hear a clattering on the roof, dive out of the way just in time before a concrete ridge tile smashes onto the floor. It actually caught the back of my boot it was that close.

Anyone else picking up the peices this Morning? I know this was a gentle breeze compared to what other parts of the world suffer but didnt expect it to be that bad.



crankedup

25,764 posts

273 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Was about to say that a farting thread is already running, carry on.

DrDeAtH

3,701 posts

262 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Trampoline you say?

May I direct you here....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=159...

speedchick

5,288 posts

252 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Have acquired 4 3ft by 2ft chip board panels, have no idea where from, but saw then fly across the front garden and went to retrieve them before they did any damage and it was like trying to operate a sail moving them.

generationx

9,253 posts

135 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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RicksAlfas

14,559 posts

274 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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It was shocking last night. My journey in this morning was a slalom through wheelie bins and branches. I saw a trampoline too, so if you need any spare parts I can direct you to it.

dazwalsh

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6,115 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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DrDeAtH said:
Trampoline you say?

May I direct you here....

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=159...
Haha knew that was coming, however in my defence, mine has been assembled with correct tools, not with a kitchen knife, and the protective padding is all in place.

But dont get me wrong I want to get rid of the feckin thing, ruins my grass and the kids only jumped on it about 3 times before getting bored.


Edited by dazwalsh on Wednesday 11th January 15:21

Puggit

49,821 posts

278 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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DrDeAtH

3,701 posts

262 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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dazwalsh said:
Haha knew that was coming, however in my defence, mine has been assembled with correct tools, not with a kitchen knife, and the protective padding is all in place.

But dont get me wrong I want to get rid of the feckin thing, ruins my grass and the kids only jumped on it about 3 times before getting bored.


Edited by dazwalsh on Wednesday 11th January 15:21
The wind had done you a favour... you undid it's good deed...

alorotom

12,788 posts

217 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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There was a road blocked in Sunderland today (Castletown) from the effects of wind that had blown a trampoline into the road and it was blocking it

The police actually shut the road as well ... ludicrous, how hard is it to move a trampoline !!

soad

34,700 posts

206 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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You want to tie it up like a dog that's likely to stray.

If there's a tree and you put a rope around it - the wind might blow but it won't go anywhere.

Shnozz

30,665 posts

301 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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It was bad in West Yorks certainly. I live in a bit of a greenhouse in that its a 2 storey penthouse with 2 walls made of double height glass. Last night I didn't sleep much and legged it onto my roof terrace to stop a load of rattan furniture from departing over the sides onto the road below. Even the solid wooden dining table on the terrace had shifted 2 feet and that thing weighs a ton. Obviously was some incident over the road as I noticed the police around and a lot of smashed glass over the road and pavement so presumably one of the tall apartments in that block had lost part of its fascia and it had landed storeys below which could have been bad if there were pedestrians.

jshell

12,106 posts

235 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Think you're having a bad day? This guys is fked! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-38575843

bobbo89

6,021 posts

175 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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dazwalsh said:
But dont get me wrong I want to get rid of the feckin thing, ruins my grass and the kids only jumped on it about 3 times before getting bored.


Edited by dazwalsh on Wednesday 11th January 15:21
Mother nature was about to rid you of it yet you still chased it down the road to retrieve it!

glenrobbo

40,512 posts

180 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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bobbo89 said:
Mother nature was about to rid you of it yet you still chased it down the road to retrieve it!
He was only trying to retrieve the fence post that it was tied to!

Alpacaman

1,094 posts

271 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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I used to think I knew what a windy day felt like, then I moved to the west coast of Scotland. From my house apart from the outer Hebrides, about 30 miles away, there is nothing between us and the Atlantic to slow the storms down. After the first winter you realise that things you thought couldn't possibly blow in the wind, can move and do some serious damage.

A few examples- We brought a glass topped garden table, about 6ft by 3ft,up with us. It was at the side of the house and I forgot about it, after one storm I went out and the wind had lifted the glass out of the frame, but somehow it had landed on the ground and not broken. I decided to leave it where it was as it would be safer on the floor, next night there was another storm which lifted some rocks and dropped them on the glass breaking it.

The barn had a Perspex window in the back, a storm sucked the whole window out and launched it into the croft next door. Most caravans/sheds have straps over them, people have had static caravans flipped completely over.

We get gusts of over 100mph every winter, when you lie in bed it sounds like a train is going past the window, for hours on end. Trust me what you have is a light breeze...

dazwalsh

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6,115 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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glenrobbo said:
He was only trying to retrieve the fence post that it was tied to!
Ya damn right! Im a tight Yorkshire man.

I would have let it go if it werent for the thing bouncing off the bonnet of each car on the street.


Joscal

2,615 posts

230 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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My fence has just blown down. What fun!

ChemicalChaos

10,714 posts

190 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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We had no power between 11am and 4pm tonight. Apparrently some overhead lines nearby blew down - out here in the country there are no windbreaks across the fields

GOG440

9,298 posts

220 months

Wednesday 11th January 2017
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Alpacaman said:
I used to think I knew what a windy day felt like, then I moved to the west coast of Scotland. From my house apart from the outer Hebrides, about 30 miles away, there is nothing between us and the Atlantic to slow the storms down. After the first winter you realise that things you thought couldn't possibly blow in the wind, can move and do some serious damage.

A few examples- We brought a glass topped garden table, about 6ft by 3ft,up with us. It was at the side of the house and I forgot about it, after one storm I went out and the wind had lifted the glass out of the frame, but somehow it had landed on the ground and not broken. I decided to leave it where it was as it would be safer on the floor, next night there was another storm which lifted some rocks and dropped them on the glass breaking it.

The barn had a Perspex window in the back, a storm sucked the whole window out and launched it into the croft next door. Most caravans/sheds have straps over them, people have had static caravans flipped completely over.

We get gusts of over 100mph every winter, when you lie in bed it sounds like a train is going past the window, for hours on end. Trust me what you have is a light breeze...
A little more than a breeze.
93mph in sheffield according to the met office and local news