Chav Entertainment

[Lois]

muahahahahahaaaaa! Found a use for chavs!

I was coming down my road yesterday and there were 4 of them in the middle of the road totally oblivious to me coming down the road at them...so I floored it (not for long and soon slowed down...unfortunately!). Was absolutely hilarious to see them dive into next doors bushes!!!

[JagLover]

anonymous said:

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We would have given you a prize if you had managed to run them over.

>> Edited by JagLover on Tuesday 22 March 17:05

[whittaker52]

ahhhh the old game of chav bowling

you dont even need to touch them and they still go flying

[Ferg]

That's not big or clever Lois.




















You might have damaged Fifi.

[KingRichard]

anonymous said:

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Good Girl fancy a game of chav pin bowling on the next PH meet? I think we should make it a fixture

[Mr E]

I was in Asda last night and there was a big sign that said;

"Notice to customers. None of our food now contains that colouring what was on TV"




If you can't remember what Sudan 1 is called, then you deserve to eat it.......

[rustybin]

Mr E said:

If you can't remember what Sudan 1 is called, then you deserve to eat it.......

If they had written that their punters wouldn't have known what they were referring to (or 'tawkin abaa').

[z4monster]

anonymous said:

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I once tried that but I forgot I was in my mates brand new Honda Prelude auto 2.3. I couldn't dip the clutch to slow me down and nearly went through C&A shop window!!!! My mate nearly strangled me on the spot.

[Balmoral Green]

anonymous said:

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Actually, if they were totally oblivious, I cant say I approve of your actions, despite the fact they shouldnt have been there, or at least should have looked or been paying attention.

However, I find that they tend to know damn well that you are there, and they actually slow right down on purpose and casually saunter across the road just to wind you up. Thats when 440lb/ft of torque and an 'engage warp' style kickdown comes in very usefull

[Lois]

Balmoral Green said:

anonymous said: [redacted] Actually, if they were totally oblivious, I cant say I approve of your actions, despite the fact they shouldnt have been there, or at least should have looked or been paying attention.

I didn't aim it through them! Just revved it up a bit!

[srebbe64]

Darwinism in action, that's the way I see it!

[rude-boy]

rustybin said:

Mr E said: If you can't remember what Sudan 1 is called, then you deserve to eat it....... Int tha soom placce in Inja init?

[406]

Hang on you lot, be fair. If it was a Chav doing it to you, there would be uproar on here. OK, Chavs are scum but lets be fair to them

[yertis]

Lois - you do realise that you're goind to spend a good part of your career with your fingers shoved up Chav-girls minges, bringing more chavs into the world, don't you?

[chris_freebie]

406 said:

Hang on you lot, be fair. If it was a Chav doing it to you, there would be uproar on here. OK, Chavs are scum but lets be fair to them

If a chav did it to one of us , the nova or turbo escort would probably fall apart either on impact or before it reached us

[johnny88]

Perfect cars for chav bowling:
Merc S65 AMG - 700lbft torque
Bentely Arnarge T: see above
VW Touareg V10D - loadsa punch
Any other suggestions to enhance the experince?

[Vesuvius996]

HUMMER H2.

[minimax]

yertis said:

Lois - you do realise that you're goind to spend a good part of your career with your fingers shoved up Chav-girls minges, bringing more chavs into the world, don't you?

[mechsympathy]

yertis said:

Lois - you do realise that you're goind to spend a good part of your career with your fingers shoved up Chav-girls minges, bringing more chavs into the world, don't you?

Thanks for that. I was just about to eat my supper.






Glad it's not tuna

[Vesuvius996]

I'm having tuna mayonnaise, mate.