Dodgy taste in my cigarettes
Dodgy taste in my cigarettes
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condor

Original Poster:

8,837 posts

277 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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This may not be a massive problem

....but at £5.07 a packet it's not to be sniffed at.

I get a distict taste of furniture polish from my Marlboro's

these are kosher expensive ones bought from the UK!!!

Seriously tempted to take them back to 'large supermarket' where I bought them ...as they're not the real Marlboro taste !!!!

Anyone else had dodgy tasting cigarettes?

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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I once knew a dodgy fag, does that help?

moleamol

15,887 posts

292 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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vixpy1 said:
I once did a dodgy fag, does that help?
Typical.

cazzer

8,883 posts

277 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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No so often with marlboro's, but my lodger smokes embassy and quite often plays "guess the mystery guest chemical".

Dr Strangelove

419 posts

262 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Marlboro's

The easisest of all to fake. Ask any Italian south of Turin...


The EU has actually made things easier for the organised freelancers...

406

3,636 posts

282 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Must be your body telling you it's time to give up. You know you want to.

shirley temple

2,232 posts

261 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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A friend brought me back 800 dodgy marlboro from Europe, normally my favorite smoke,but these things made me feel ill (pounding head ache and nausea). They were identically packaged as real Marlboro, even down to the "pull" foil insert.

I've got to give up, its a foul habbit, and becoming offensively expensive.

ST

superflid

2,254 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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Would have thought you a pipe man with a name like Condor.

"That Condor moment"

Takes you (well, me anyway ) back......

bruciebabe

1,126 posts

270 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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shirley temple said:
A friend brought me back 800 dodgy marlboro from Europe, normally my favorite smoke,but these things made me feel ill (pounding head ache and nausea). They were identically packaged as real Marlboro, even down to the "pull" foil insert.
I've got to give up, its a foul habbit, and becoming offensively expensive.
ST


There is a health warning out that these counterfeit cigarettes contain even more nasty chemicals than the real thing and maim and kill you even quicker.
[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4177193.stm[/url]
It doesn't bother me if you smoke them, get on with it, at least Gordon the Moron steals less from you. The real problem is the innocent people you are poisoning with your secondary smoke, which is now even more dangerous.

abels

608 posts

311 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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I find the taste of Marlboro varies immensely from country to country. The Marlboro's you smoke in the UK are absolutely appalling. I find the ones sold in Luxembourg, Germany and Switzerland to be the best. Usually 10mg Tar and 0.8mg Nicotine. Also slightly cheaper than the UK variant

philthy

4,697 posts

269 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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I wondered how long it would be before bruciebabie turned up......................................


IMHO, the truck that delivered them, had a damaged pallet of polish/hairspray/whatever, and they thought "noone will notice"

Phil


Just going to light up, and subsidise bruciebabies NHS costs


Edited to add: How can breathing in a fraction of the concentration of smoke we get be more dangerous?
Maybe we should start taxing bullshit?

>> Edited by philthy on Wednesday 23 March 08:32

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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philthy said:

Maybe we should start taxing bullshit?


Nah, politicians wouldn't be able to afford their own taxes...

simpo two

92,670 posts

294 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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superflid said:
Would have thought you a pipe man with a name like Condor.

bruciebabe

1,126 posts

270 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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This is not bullshit, you should read the thread about smokers being in denial. Here is an article from the Times: [url]www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1504355,00.html[/url]
You will see that a third of cigarettes smoked in Britain are counterfeit and contain poisons and dangerous levels of arsenic. These poison secondary smokers who are innocent victims of the addicts. Just read it:

Customs agents sent to smoke out China's deadly cigarettes
By Daniel McGrory
Chinese authorities have asked Britain for help in their fight against the trade in illegal cigarettes

UNDERCOVER British customs agents are being sent deep into China to hunt down the tobacco barons who are smuggling billions of counterfeit cigarettes into Britain.

The Beijing authorities have asked for British help in closing down the fake manufacturers whose bootleg cigarettes contain poisons and dangerous levels of arsenic.

The target for the British teams will be the crime rings who operate thousands of makeshift factories in remote mountainous regions, which produce 190 billion cigarettes a year. Investigators estimate a third of cigarettes smoked in Britain today are counterfeit — with 80 per cent of them now made in China.

The initiative coincides with the world’s first global anti-smoking treaty coming into force. Britain is among 57 countries to ratify the pact which wants to ban all tobacco advertising, promotion and sponsorship and to outlaw smoking in public places. The Government’s plans to ban smoking in pubs by 2008 are set to be watered down after the election with Labour ministers admitting that they are ready to allow “smokers’ rooms” in places where food is not served.

The United Nations-sponsored treaty requires countries to put tougher health warnings on packets, curb smuggling and increase taxes. It is feared a price rise will only encourage more smokers to buy counterfeit cigarettes.

Health experts say that the Framework Convention of Tobacco Control needs strengthening if it is to be effective in cutting the five million who die each year from smoking. China, Russia and the US are among countries yet to ratify the pact, which the World Health Organisation claims will reduce deaths from tobacco-related illnesses that claim one smoker every 6.5 seconds.

Health experts in China say that the counterfeit cigarettes contain six times as much lead than legal ones, 160 per cent more tar, 80 per cent more nicotine and dangerously high levels of arsenic.

Faced with growing international pressure the Chinese Government is clamping down. Local security forces posing as wedding guests, medical teams and even beggars have shut down more than 2,800 of these clandestine bases in recent months but admit thousands more have begun operations.

The cigarettes are crudely made with floor sweepings, sawdust and a toxic mix of chemicals but counterfeiters expertly copy the packs used by the leading brands to dupe shops, pubs and the public. The fake packs even carry the health warning.

One customs source said: “We know retailers sell counterfeits thinking they have come from the European market but this stuff is lethal. Smokers soon realise this is not a pack of 20 smuggled across the Channel by booze cruisers. They are cheap and plentiful in supply so if we seize a container load, there will be another on some dockside by the following day”.

While customs agents have successfully disrupted the tobacco trade smuggled in from Europe, they are losing the battle to combat the Chinese counterfeit gangs who are becoming increasingly ruthless to protect their illicit trade. Britain is a key target because taxes of around £3.70 on a packet of 20 are among the highest in the world. The counterfeit packs sell here for less than half the price of legitimate brands. The Treasury estimates it is losing £1.9 billion a year in duty from smuggled cigarettes.

Agents believe the Chinese cigarette barons operate some of the same smuggling routes used to ship drugs and illegal immigrants, knowing the penalties for the fake tobacco trade are far more lenient than for other traffickers. Last year in Luton, two Chinese gang bosses who smuggled millions of fake cigarettes into Britain and admitted evading £1.5 million in tax were jailed for 4½ years. Their lieutenants got less.

The extraordinary profits being made are tempting some heroin gangs to switch to smuggling packs of 20 as the risks are negligible.

Undercover teams will be sent into the inhospitable terrain bordering Fujian and Guangdong provinces. The counterfeit-busting deal to deploy more British officers was signed by Gordon Brown during his trip to China last week where he was briefed on the increasing scale of the tobacco barons. Both Customs and Treasury officials have welcomed the increased co-operation with the Chinese, which will include intelligence sharing, and helping the local law enforcement agencies with sophisticated technology. Security forces arrested nearly 4,000 suspects from January to November last year and 1,139 were jailed for their part in the bootleg trade.

TAX


Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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anonymous-user

83 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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See this for how to get rid of the nasty taste

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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I used to have a similar problem..... Half of my ciggies tasted of herbs

planetdave

9,922 posts

282 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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superflid said:
Would have thought you a pipe man with a name like Condor.

"That Condor moment"

Takes you (well, me anyway ) back......


Yep - Caroline with a pipe. I can see that

You'd have to start drinking bitter, though. Wife beater and a pipe are not happy bedfellows




birdbrain

1,564 posts

268 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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You are EVIL! Stop smoking immediately!

Yugguy

10,728 posts

264 months

Wednesday 23rd March 2005
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LOL. If you are deliberately ingesting poison anyway, what difference does it make what's being burnt?