Bizarre items on Amazon...

[CaptainCosworth]

Browsing earlier today for water tanks/storage and came across this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/SweatEvaporating-FarInfra...

All I can say is wtf?

[R E S T E C P]

"Usually dispatched within 3 to 5 weeks"

DAMMIT! I really needed one by the weekend. What am I going to do now?

[Iva Barchetta]

18 grand ,oh but generous free delivery....

[Dr Interceptor]

Boiled aerial fog - I've been missing that my whole life.

[louiebaby]

I like the idea of this:

Dash Button

Although I'd have no use for it.

[Mastiff]

Love this....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Useless-Leave-Alone-Machi...

it does this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqAUmgE3WyM

[Morningside]

CaptainCosworth said:

Browsing earlier today for water tanks/storage and came across this:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/SweatEvaporating-FarInfra...

All I can say is wtf?

I just read that as:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. In a lorem et leo varius iaculis. Vivamus euismod viverra ipsum, id ultricies urna pellentesque id. Sed auctor porttitor odio ut mattis. Aliquam condimentum neque vel ornare commodo. Phasellus ornare tellus magna, nec ornare ante consequat id. Aliquam in leo urna. Suspendisse bibendum ex metus, eget fermentum nulla rhoncus et.

[Iva Barchetta]

h0b0][url said:

Got to read the reviews...

"Makes an interesting conversation piece on the dining table

Why TF would you put that on your dinner table ?

Is prostate examination a lively dinner party subject ?....

[h0b0]

Pipedream Mia Isabella Deluxe Doll with surprise. Why is amazon the ideal place to market this? And, if you don't know about the "surprise" then it is going to be a "big" shock when you open the "box".

Oh crap. I have to actually work and not look up dumb things on amazon.........



I have edited this one to remove the link because my previous post that is partially quoted above was removed. The irony being that the MODs removed the link to the legitimate educational tool and left the link to the sex doll with a "surprise".

Either way, better to be safe than sorry so if you want to find the "Surprise" you can search for it on amazon.

Edited by h0b0 on Friday 3rd February 17:07

[MitchT]

Great. That's going to come up on my Amazon homepage now that I've viewed it.

[.:ian:.]

louiebaby said:

I like the idea of this:

Dash Button

Although I'd have no use for it.

Is this more useful to you?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Amazon-JK29LP-Kleenex-Das...

[Hoofy]

.:ian:. said:

louiebaby said:

I like the idea of this:

Dash Button

Although I'd have no use for it.

Is this more useful to you?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Amazon-JK29LP-Kleenex-Das...

If you're single, the Durex thing isn't so bad. Friends come round, spot it, don't say anything but think you're secretly shagging loads of women.