Blow my head please ladies

[UKBoB]

What is it with bloody hair dressers who spend 20 minutes styling your fuzzy mellon, hand you a tissue if you're lucky, then leave you to walk out into the street looking like your face had been covered in glue before three tribes of short-haired malting orangatangs ran across it.

[crazydave]

You REALLY need to get another hair dresser. And I haven't even seen your "do"!

My lovely hair dresser spends over an hour on my hair. Suits me!

[UKBoB]

Lucky man! I start falling asleep, love it, just cant stand having to go straight home to wash my hair after every cut.

[shnozz]

crazydave said:

You REALLY need to get another hair dresser. And I haven't even seen your "do"! My lovely hair dresser spends over an hour on my hair. Suits me!

you think thats a good thing?? the quicker I am in and out of the hairdresser (yes please, she is a hottie) the better.

[crazydave]

shnozz said:

you think thats a good thing?? the quicker I am in and out of the hairdresser (yes please, she is a hottie) the better.

Not only is my hairdresser a hottie but so are the other ten girls in the place! It's a nice way to spend an hour of my time.

[JagLover]

UKBoB said:

What is it with bloody hair dressers who spend 20 minutes styling your fuzzy mellon, hand you a tissue if you're lucky, then leave you to walk out into the street looking like your face had been covered in glue before three tribes of short-haired malting orangatangs ran across it.

What you need is a short back and sides-That's what I do-same hair cut every time. Some people might call it boring, but hey, I am an Accountant.

[Nuggs]

Wahl clippers, £50. Grade 1. Job done. Never need to visit the hairdressers' again.

[cone]

BIC !

[Jinx]

What's a hairdresser?

[jimothy]

Jinx said:

What's a hairdresser?

I looked it up in a dictionary.

It said 'See SLK'

[The Wiz]

Someone driving an MX-5, MGF or Audi TT?

ducks for cover

[UKBoB]

crazydave said:

Nuggs said: Wahl clippers, £50. Grade 1. Job done. Never need to visit the hairdressers' again. Tried that. I looked like a thug!

Same here, didnt suit me at all.

Wahl clippers bring back memories of trying to cut one of my old housemates hair. He was a fussy bloke, didnt have a sense of humor when the wahl clippers were in my hands, yet expected me to give him a proper normal cut with nought but the clippers and absolutely no training whatsoever Great fun they were

[c c]

Give me a good old fashion Barbers shop any day.
Reasonable price. Sensible conversation. “Looks like City are on the way out then.” “Any thing for the weekend sir?” “Suits you sir.”

[UKBoB]

I said it before, but the best are those hairdressers (the female ones) that for reasons unbeknowns to me, decide to rub their breasts on your head. Left to right, pull you back into them, then hold... snip snip, reajust and jiggle, repeat etc

Cue Bobby Darin, 'Splish Splash'
Squish squash, I was having a cut,
Long about a Saturday night... yeah!

[JagLover]

c c said:

Give me a good old fashion Barbers shop any day. Reasonable price. Sensible conversation. “Looks like City are on the way out then.” “Any thing for the weekend sir?” “Suits you sir.”

None of these fancy Poofta places

short back and sides £6.50

[zcacogp]

Nuggs said:

Wahl clippers, £50. Grade 1. Job done. Never need to visit the hairdressers' again.

Some unknown brand of clippers from boots, £20. Ask Mrs zcacogp nicely, and the end result is most aesthetically pleasing.

At around £10 a cut before, three cuts and you are in the money.

[rsvmilly]

JagLover said:

c c said: Give me a good old fashion Barbers shop any day. Reasonable price. Sensible conversation. “Looks like City are on the way out then.” “Any thing for the weekend sir?” “Suits you sir.” None of these fancy Poofta places short back and sides £6.50

You were robbed. I only pay a fiver!!

[tone]

We have a very nice young lady comes and does me at home for £6.50.

Read into that exactly what you will.

[ultimasimon]

tone said:

We have a very nice young lady comes and does me at home for £6.50. Read into that exactly what you will.

Gimme her number