Live my life by Pistonheads

[covmutley]

Over the years this site seems to have less fun threads. Wheelie girl, photoshops, peado bear etc.

But the great thing is that I can find out almost anything about anything and feel I can get honest consumer advice.

If I need to know something I will often Google it, but adding the word pistonheads. Anyone else do this, or am I just weird?

[pad58]

covmutley said:

Over the years this site seems to have less fun threads. Wheelie girl, photoshops, peado bear etc.

Yes sad really ,loved all those threads.

[King Herald]

Yes, I come here if I want biased, argumentative opinions rather than facts.

[jas xjr]

if i want some advice , i ask on here. i call it PHoogle

[PAULJ5555]

I tried to live my life by pistonheads.


I told everyone I was a company director - they laughed at me

I grew a goatee - they laughed at me.

I tried to bang frozen sausages in someones lawn - I got punched on the chin

I then chucked a can of red bull at him - I got a punched to the jaw.

I manned up and confronted my neighbour - I got punched on the nose

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

[Shakermaker]

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

Which eye?

[joshcowin]

Sounds like you need practise dominating the landing!!

[Granfondo]

Shakermaker said:

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

Which eye?

Japanese!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to live my life by pistonheads.


I told everyone I was a company director - they laughed at me

I grew a goatee - they laughed at me.

I tried to bang frozen sausages in someones lawn - I got punched on the chin

I then chucked a can of red bull at him - I got a punched to the jaw.

I manned up and confronted my neighbour - I got punched on the nose

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

You need to buy an expensive watch and give it some wrist time.

[can't remember]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

You need to buy an expensive watch and give it some wrist time.

I think you mean 'pull the trigger'. Only proles buy things.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

can't remember said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

You need to buy an expensive watch and give it some wrist time.

I think you mean 'pull the trigger'. Only proles buy things.

D'oh...I'll hand in my PH membership on the way out!

[MarshPhantom]

I start every conversation with the words "Let's talk about...".

[IanCress]

I've just fisted a kumquat.

[PAULJ5555]

Granfondo said:

Shakermaker said:

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

Which eye?

Japanese!

Japanese OOOOHHHHHHHH Controversial

[AmiableChimp]

I try not to let PH run my life, however, I do have an MX5 (well Eunos Roadster), I have a collection of Lego, a collection of watches and I am an IT Contractor hence I am a company director.

I'm just off to get a PH Smiley tattoo...

[Shakermaker]

Granfondo said:

Shakermaker said:

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

Which eye?

Japanese!

You saw where I was going, and joined in for the ride.

OP - You need to pull the trigger on a shed for tip runs and/or as a station car

[covmutley]

Shakermaker said:

You saw where I was going, and joined in for the ride.

OP - You need to pull the trigger on a shed for tip runs and/or as a station car

Can't afford it, just spent powerful director salary type amount on fountain pens and de razor blades!

[King Herald]

PAULJ5555 said:

I tried to live my life by pistonheads.


I told everyone I was a company director - they laughed at me

I grew a goatee - they laughed at me.

I tried to bang frozen sausages in someones lawn - I got punched on the chin

I then chucked a can of red bull at him - I got a punched to the jaw.

I manned up and confronted my neighbour - I got punched on the nose

I tried to smash the back doors in of the sexy office worker - I got a black eye.

But you never got round to nuking from orbit??? Lightweight!

[PoleDriver]

covmutley said:

Can't afford it, just spent powerful director salary type amount on fountain pens and de razor blades!

No teaspoons?

[hoegaardenruls]

I used to be able to walk past tins of Bird's Custard in the supermarket without a second glance..or thinking of Jason Plato..