New Lizard in South Florida -Watch Out!!! - NSFW

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Biologists at the University of Florida have discovered a new species of lizard which has been attacking sunbathers at and near Miami's South Beach. It is believed to primarily attack women, though it has been known to attack effeminate-appearing men. Only one known photograph has been taken of this creature, click the link for all your benefit...

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[ErnestM]

edited to add the suitable warnings...

ErnestM

[sirtophamhat]

Now why didn't mine come with legs?

[mybrainhurts]

What's it called......Mungosaurus..?

[mybrainhurts]

sirtophamhat said:

Now why didn't mine come with legs?

When someone refers to you as a legless dick, it has nothing to do with that cartoon......

[Muncher]

mybrainhurts said:

What's it called......Mungosaurus..?

[smele]

mybrainhurts said:

What's it called......Mungosaurus..?

Naa, it's a Dickladocus

[imperialism2024]

sirtophamhat said:

Now why didn't mine come with legs?

You mean yours didn't?

Er...

[petros]

that,s not a lizard, it,s a one eyed spitting bed mamba

[chaparral]

How does he (I'm assuming that's a he) see anything?

[chaparral]

What does the female of the species look like?

[Trooper2]

Maybe it doesn't need eyes, it might home in on pheromones.