Don't you know it, Easter Poet !

[lazyitus]

That time of year has come around,
its time to off home,
I’ve got four days to have some fun,
Which gives me quite a bone.

Happy Easter everyone, to all you Piston-nutters,
Pull up a chair, unscrew the cork and close up all the shutters,
Tonight, my friends, you can get pissed, as if you need excuses,
Have a lie-in in the morn, and drink your orange juices.

Hit the road by half past ten, when everything is clear,
Overtake the numpty drivers, go on, have no fear,
You’ll get abuse from Sunday drivers, going to the shops,
Take no shit, we’re Pistonheaders, smack them in the chops.

Burn some rubber, sideways style at every bend you come to,
Flick the bird at every copper, after every red you run through,
Don’t forget its Easter time, so eat your hot cross bun,
Just keep one hand upon the wheel, as you reach a ton.

Above all else and most important, make sure you have a laugh,
Scottish, Irish, English people, even if you’re Taff,
Just take care on them there roads, theres more than meets the eye,
If the Gatso doesn’t get you, the plod will in the sky.

[Mrs Fish]

[srebbe64]

It’s Easter time the sun is out, a good time we will have,
Take off the roof accelerate and aim for the local chav,
For Dutch courage have a drink, til you’re a little tipsy.
After which, foot hard down and aim it at the gipsy.