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[markmullen]

Solar Death Ray?

www.solardeathray.com

Mounted on the front of the Porsche, focus set about 30' in front ready for the fog light numpty in clear weather, the oblivious gimp pulling out on me (thanks red VW Sharan driver, A64 this aft) or anyone else who offends me.

[sadako]

Someone else who reads /. then. If you adjusted the mirrors to focus on a mile imagine what it'd do to a mobile laser...

[nervous]

did you know that the scottish chap who invented radar had actually intended it to be a death ray? he wanted to point it at aircraft and superheat the plane and occupants thus rendering them fully dead and partly operational.

moreover, this idea was comminsioned by the MOD. it was only when they discovered it didnae work but it allow you to see how far away things were that they decided they had 'invented' radar.

thats a true story that is.

[RickApple]

nervous said:

thus rendering them fully dead and partly operational.

What would you have to do to stop the plane being operational??? Woah!

[nervous]

i dunno, perhaps the second ray would be a life ray? just until theyd landed safeley of course, then theyd all have to agree to submit to being re-rayed (the first one of course, itd just be stupid to submit to the second ray twice)

[d3ano]

"...do you expect me to talk?"

"no Mr Bond. I expect you to die!" Muhahahahaha

[nervous]

thats my favorite line in any bond film!! (anyone feel a new thread starting?)