Default answers to questions in threads

[MorganP104]

We've all seen it. Some of us may have done it. Yes, that's right, default/obvious answers to questions in threads. A few I can think of...

• Mazda MX-5
• Golf R
• Volvo V70

Well, that covers 90% of the "what car?" threads!

What other "default" answers do we have on PH?

[andyastrasri]

Vauxhall are rubbish seems a common reply

[Your Dad]

Why is this in GG and not The Lounge?

[M-SportMatt]

Your Dad said:

Why is this in GG and not The Lounge?

No Chinese tyres are not acceptable, if you think they are you're in the wrong forum.......

[MorganP104]

Your Dad said:

Why is this in GG and not The Lounge?

Is that a genuine question relating to the location of this thread, or an example of a default response?

Or maybe a little from column A, and a little from column B, eh?

[Hugo a Gogo]

winter tyres, don't need em, just drive to the conditions

[Your Dad]

MorganP104 said:

Your Dad said:

Why is this in GG and not The Lounge?

Is that a genuine question relating to the location of this thread, or an example of a default response?

Or maybe a little from column A, and a little from column B, eh?

Another default response is

[M-SportMatt]

Hugo a Gogo said:

winter tyres, don't need em, just drive to the conditions

LOL, clearly never used them then

[Zetec-S]

Frozen sausages

[SystemParanoia]

335d ( Mapped )

[Shakermaker]

"As usual, everyone blames this on Brexit"

"Same old crap, just not as funny without Clarkson, Hammond and May. Get a new scriptwriter, we've seen all this before"

[Glasgowrob]

Michelin pilot supersports/Michelin pilot sport 4

[VladD]

Cyclists.

[Mammasaid]

Polo GTI

[BRR]

if you can't afford to pay for it in cash then you shouldn't buy/lease/finance it

[MorganP104]

Your Dad said:

MorganP104 said:

Your Dad said:

Why is this in GG and not The Lounge?

Is that a genuine question relating to the location of this thread, or an example of a default response?

Or maybe a little from column A, and a little from column B, eh?

Another default response is

Alright, alright! I got the joke! I did a wink smiley and everything!

[M-SportMatt]

SystemParanoia said:

335d ( Mapped )

Real Tears of Laughter

[Al U]

Throw a can of red bull at him.

[Al U]

Quoted for posterity.

[VladD]

Al U said:

Throw a can of red bull at him.

But only if you're a powerfully built company director.