Industry invades Cheltenham (not that one)

[turbobloke]

Nothing to do with the Jockey Club and Prestbury Park's racing festival in Gold Cup week.

Apparently it's fillies and fetlocks all over the place. Any hot tips anyone?



Blimey, won't somebody think of the Ladies' College.

[schmunk]

turbobloke said:

Blimey, won't somebody think of the Ladies' College.

I'm sure several attendees will...

[C0ffin D0dger]

Having lived there for a number of years there's certainly an influx of sex workers into the town during race week. Where the money is and all that...

Also had a rather drunken night out during race week years ago with a group of lads who were either in the services or ex-services, couple of them shagged some rough looking bird in the toilets of the pub we were in and were quite happy to tell us all about it after. Classy!

Never got invited to any swingers parties though

[beko1987]

Oooh I'm picking my new car up from Cheltenham on saturday morning... wonder if they'll reduce their prices after the races are over...

[hoegaardenruls]

This was a priceless story that came out of Cheltenham a few years back:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-ord...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/452947/Strippers-...

The outcome:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549518/Ac...

I clicked on the link based on the headline, then the penny dropped as I read the article - the "victim" was the same guy who supplied and fitted the coilovers on a previous car of mine, the one-man band who is the agent for AST in the UK..

[C0ffin D0dger]

hoegaardenruls said:

This was a priceless story that came out of Cheltenham a few years back:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-ord...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/452947/Strippers-...

The outcome:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549518/Ac...

I clicked on the link based on the headline, then the penny dropped as I read the article - the "victim" was the same guy who supplied and fitted the coilovers on a previous car of mine, the one-man band who is the agent for AST in the UK..

Never heard that one, as a previous customer of a certain Tewkesbury based garage that has now gone bust I certainly knew of him. Did a bumpsteer modification to my old Subaru and four wheel alignment when they were still based in Cheltenham.

[Gargamel]

C0ffin D0dger said:

hoegaardenruls said:

This was a priceless story that came out of Cheltenham a few years back:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-ord...

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/452947/Strippers-...

The outcome:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2549518/Ac...

I clicked on the link based on the headline, then the penny dropped as I read the article - the "victim" was the same guy who supplied and fitted the coilovers on a previous car of mine, the one-man band who is the agent for AST in the UK..

Never heard that one, as a previous customer of a certain Tewkesbury based garage that has now gone bust I certainly knew of him. Did a bumpsteer modification to my old Subaru and four wheel alignment when they were still based in Cheltenham.

Does he post on here ?

''It is a Breitling Avenger Skyland with a 44mm face,'' he said. ''It is my pride and joy.''