Griff500 Vs USS Enterprise..............
Griff500 Vs USS Enterprise..............
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derekg500

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Monday 28th March 2005
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After watching Capt. wassisname and the crew of the Enterprise blunder their way across space yesterday, it got me thinking......just how fast is the Enterprise compared with Blackpool's finest?
Seeing as it always seems to take several minuets to get the warp drive on line, I reckon the 0-60 dash would definately belong to the Griff.
But what about the standing quarter............or the standing light year?
Now as I understand it, light travels at about 66,000 miles per second, so a light year is a fair distance, the Griff would almost certainly have to stop for refueling. But on the other hand, the Enterprise seems to have the same reliability as a TVR straight 6.
All in all I reckon this one could be a close encounter(no appologies for that one), with the outcome dependent on the availability of Optimax beyond Pluto, bearing in mind you can't find it west of Salisbury!!!

nelly1

5,665 posts

260 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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Reckon it could be quite a close analogy - isn't the Enterprise is on it's 6th rebuild?

2 Smokin Barrels

32,000 posts

264 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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derekg500 said:
......just how fast is the Enterprise compared with Blackpool's finest?


So you've given the thread the wrong name then... Chim500 Vs USS Enterprise would've been far more accurate!

cosmoschick

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278 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:
So you've given the thread the wrong name then... Chim500 Vs USS Enterprise would've been far more accurate!






And in any case, the hairy chest wig and gold medallion adorning the driver would hamper the plain old Griff's performance!

derekg500

Original Poster:

874 posts

272 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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cosmoschick said:


And in any case, the hairy chest wig and gold medallion adorning the driver would hamper the plain old Griff's performance!


Hey...Nothing wrong with chest wigs and medallions, seen me alright for the past 30 years!!

dilbert

7,741 posts

260 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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derekg500 said:
After watching Capt. wassisname and the crew of the Enterprise blunder their way across space yesterday, it got me thinking......just how fast is the Enterprise compared with Blackpool's finest?
Seeing as it always seems to take several minuets to get the warp drive on line, I reckon the 0-60 dash would definately belong to the Griff.
But what about the standing quarter............or the standing light year?
Now as I understand it, light travels at about 66,000 miles per second, so a light year is a fair distance, the Griff would almost certainly have to stop for refueling. But on the other hand, the Enterprise seems to have the same reliability as a TVR straight 6.
All in all I reckon this one could be a close encounter(no appologies for that one), with the outcome dependent on the availability of Optimax beyond Pluto, bearing in mind you can't find it west of Salisbury!!!


I seem to remember that there is a garage on the eastbound A30 (west of plymouth) that does optimax.

petros

2,441 posts

258 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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yeh, but how would the enterprise land there?

2 Smokin Barrels

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Monday 28th March 2005
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petros said:
yeh, but how would the enterprise land there?


Enterprise does not run on Optimax...

nelly1

5,665 posts

260 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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How much for a main dealer 6 trillion mile service?

petros

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258 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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does too, optimax is klingon for dilithium.

2 Smokin Barrels

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Monday 28th March 2005
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nelly1 said:
How much for a main dealer 6 trillion mile service?


About the same as 6,000 in a Tuscan!

dilbert

7,741 posts

260 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:

petros said:
yeh, but how would the enterprise land there?



Enterprise does not run on Optimax...


But just think how fast it'd be if it did.....

2 Smokin Barrels

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264 months

Monday 28th March 2005
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dilbert said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:


petros said:
yeh, but how would the enterprise land there?




Enterprise does not run on Optimax...



But just think how fast it'd be if it did.....


It'd be a bugger running on fumes past Alpha Centauri hoping that the next star system doesn't only have ordinary!

slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Tuesday 29th March 2005
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derekg500 said:
66,000 miles per second,


[pedant mode]
186355 miles / second [/pedant mode]

HarryW

16,025 posts

298 months

Tuesday 29th March 2005
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AH my V8S has come up against the USS Enterprise before


Thread here if you want to see a few more piccies

Harry

rev-erend

21,619 posts

313 months

Tuesday 29th March 2005
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I think the Enterprise would get a few more set's of golf clubs in though.. maybe we should compare it to a Chim.. I'll get me coat

groucho

12,134 posts

275 months

Tuesday 29th March 2005
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slikk said:

derekg500 said:
66,000 miles per second,



[pedant mode]
186355 miles / second [/pedant mode]


I knew somebody would, I was going to myself, but then Nah.



derekg500

Original Poster:

874 posts

272 months

Tuesday 29th March 2005
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silkk said:

186355 miles / second


Yeah, o.k. so I didn't have the technical data to hand.
Had to do my own calculations using a torch, tape measure and a dodgy stop watch.