Periodic table of Daily Mail outrage

[BigMon]

Useful if you want to blend in with the N, P & E majority viewpoint.

[Astacus]

point of order,

They appear to be using the out dated version of the table:

Sideboob was reclassified under "sexual Frisson" following in depth review in May of 2005, no sorry my mistake, TM was declared early that year, it was April

[Ari]

House prices and Princess Diana present and correct I'm pleased to see!

[anonymous-user]

Ari said:

House prices and Princess Diana present and correct I'm pleased to see!

And.. PH!

[greygoose]

How to confuse a DM reader, illegal immigrants are the natural predators of paedophiles......

[hidetheelephants]

Disappointing lack of pins, shapely or otherwise.

[NWTony]

It would have been clever if they had taken the actual PT and made Daily Mail stuff fit it, Na is new arrivals, bloody immigrants grrrr, but they've just fitted whatever they like into a grid. Might as well have just listed stuff.

[grumbledoak]

NWTony said:

It would have been clever if they had taken the actual PT and made Daily Mail stuff fit it, Na is new arrivals, bloody immigrants grrrr, but they've just fitted whatever they like into a grid. Might as well have just listed stuff.

^^^ that. It's not worth the extra effort it takes to read it.

[bristolracer]

Philip schofield = blind fury?

[spitfire-ian]

Not entirely sure Islamic State should be under 'Sheer Envy'

[Wobbegong]

spitfire-ian said:

Not entirely sure Islamic State should be under 'Sheer Envy'

Slipped in from the Grauniad version

[honest_delboy]

Ascot and Owls but no "Ladies of Aintree" ?