Oddness down below
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Stupeo

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1,343 posts

222 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Like every bloke, I'd prefer advice off the t'internet than a trained professional (not really, waiting to get a GP appointment tomorrow morning).

Last night, driving home I got this "urge" to itch left ball and as I did a got a shooting pain that shot right up "inside me". Hard to explain. Anyway, ever since I've had a dull/tingling sensation and also that there is a lot of pressure like I need to go for a number two.

No lumps or anything that I can tell, but not sure what it is? It's not painful as such, but it's uncomfortable,

Any one had similar?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Sounds like one of your friends left a bayonet under your seat...smile

essayer

10,410 posts

223 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Hernia..?

Henners

12,423 posts

223 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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lumpy bks?

tribalsurfer

1,251 posts

148 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Deadly beetle in your undercrackers ? You scratch he bites and then scarpers off. Better get the poison sucked out quickly.

Digger

16,818 posts

220 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Was that really your first ever orgasm?

Stupeo

Original Poster:

1,343 posts

222 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Next question, how do I deep clean leather seats smile

Joking aside - starting to feel really run down, so I'm wondering if it's just some sort of viral thing etc.

davhill

5,263 posts

213 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Sounds like the beginnings of an Iguanal Hernia. Been lifting any heavy lizards?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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My money's on bubonic plague...

HRL

3,358 posts

248 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Bad AIDS?

Cold

16,664 posts

119 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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I'd suspect that you've done something mechanically​ bad to your groin rather than an infection type of issue. No doubt the Doc will give you some movements​ and hot/cold compress solutions​ along with painkillers to sort you out.

Was that too serious a reply? Have you seen your kid's hamster recently?

King Herald

23,501 posts

245 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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Maybe a strangulated nut, or something like that, one nut gets twisted internally. Very painful and your nut swells up and goes all black.

Guy I worked with offshore had it when he jumped off his bunk and got a nut nipped underneath as he slid off the wooden rail...


Enormous pain, sailing past southern India, had to get medivacced, it was not his happiest trip offshore.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Friday 7th April 2017
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I do believe I just fainted.....

dazwalsh

6,112 posts

170 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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King Herald said:
Maybe a strangulated nut, or something like that, one nut gets twisted internally. Very painful and your nut swells up and goes all black.

Guy I worked with offshore had it when he jumped off his bunk and got a nut nipped underneath as he slid off the wooden rail...


Enormous pain, sailing past southern India, had to get medivacced, it was not his happiest trip offshore.
fking OWAWOOOO, if that was choice A and B was losing a limb I would have to have a long hard think about it.

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

133 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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King Herald said:
Maybe a strangulated nut, or something like that, one nut gets twisted internally. Very painful and your nut swells up and goes all black.

Guy I worked with offshore had it when he jumped off his bunk and got a nut nipped underneath as he slid off the wooden rail...


Enormous pain, sailing past southern India, had to get medivacced, it was not his happiest trip offshore.
My brother had that years ago. I've never seen a person in so much pain! The only time I have ever felt sorry for him.hehe

Stupeo

Original Poster:

1,343 posts

222 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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Jesus guys, got me worried now. I'm checking every fifteen minutes to see if they are turning black. eekeek

I've tried getting in to the GP, but no luck. Will try again Monday.

Digger

16,818 posts

220 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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Have you rung the 111 NHS number for a nut chat?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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Stupeo said:
Jesus guys, got me worried now. I'm checking every fifteen minutes to see if they are turning black. eekeek.
You know that film Alien?

You don't suppose you've got......

No, never mind



AdamIndy

1,661 posts

133 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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Stupeo said:
Jesus guys, got me worried now. I'm checking every fifteen minutes to see if they are turning black. eekeek

I've tried getting in to the GP, but no luck. Will try again Monday.
If it was that then you'd know about it by now.










Probably.hehe

Trabi601

4,865 posts

124 months

Saturday 8th April 2017
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Trapped nerve sin the lower back often cause referred pain in the nuts.