Another caption competition

[UKBoB]

Standing atop his latest victims body, Phoreskin Phil looks on agog as the police close in on his position.

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[vetteheadracer]

Now class, remember when using a condom, try the old put it over your head gag first.....

[docevi1]

"Bob was told you can catch Aids by any bodily fluids including tears so he decided to wear a headdom".

influenced by the USA secratary of health or similar not knowing if aids was past by tears or not

[scared but happy]

The Post Office elastic stamps fail to capture the public imagination

[DanBoy]

All you need to do your very own M People impression is a pair of tights and a microphone...

[petros]

norbert wins the face pulling competition by doing revolting things with his tongue.

[RickApple]

'Hymen reattachment surgery was gaining a following among eastern european cosmetic surgeons'

[Lois]

It's rather like a balloon...stretch before you blow.

[DanBoy]

RickApple said:

'Hymen reattachment surgery was gaining a following among eastern european cosmetic surgeons'

Haha!

Oh, man that's grim!

[Plotloss]

Area man defends himself from giant flying coffee bean...

[goo-goo-gjoob]

Why you should not pick your nose - might be more slimey than you think.

[petros]

edwin finds out that after 10 pints of strong lager you actually can bring your guts up

[RickApple]

DanBoy said:

RickApple said: 'Hymen reattachment surgery was gaining a following among eastern european cosmetic surgeons' Haha! Oh, man that's grim!

They actually do it commonly in Japan!

[petros]

gervaise got the biggest bogie he could and promised to eat it in one.

[Lois]

...and yes I saw that post that was just deleted

[2 Smokin Barrels]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oops

[sparkythecat]

"Just a few more applications Mr Jackson and you'll be completely white all over. "

[Balmoral Green]

Wouldnt you rather kiss this?

[petros]

so philbert said, "where DO i put this foreskin transplant then ?"

[Lois]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

anonymous said: [redacted] Oops

indeed...oops would be the word.