Jensen - sadly ruined
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55palfers

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6,360 posts

193 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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I know there is some love on here for orange cars, but I just came across this.

He's clearly spent a lot of money, but I can't see (m)any takers unless the price drops a lot?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C842795







4rephill

5,165 posts

207 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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A lower division footballer might like it, or a chav with loads more money than taste.

Personally speaking, the price would have to drop by at least £40K before I'd even contemplate it, and then I'd tear out the interior, rip off the scensoredt body-kit/shark-fin/door mirrors and put it back to how it should look (in a much classier colour!)

jamiebae

6,245 posts

240 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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What's the odds on it being rotten underneath all the stick-on rubbish? Ghastly.

mr alan

4,318 posts

219 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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Yeah it's on another thread. I will repeat myself.......... What a to do that to a lovely old car. It looks st and he wants fking with a rag mans trumpet

aeropilot

40,530 posts

256 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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OMG..........yikeshurl

That is shockingly tasteless and frankly needs scrapping (after removing the Gear Vendors overdrive unit) which is the only mod on that poor Interceptor worthy of keeping.


steely dan

238 posts

222 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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It's truly difficult to understand where the remit given to the builder came from . The concept is ghastly throughout and can only have been spawned from an unhealthy surplus of disposable cash or an extended period of hallucinatory drug consumption ( possibly a combination of both .....)
What a dreadful thing to do to a grand old lady .

jamiebae

6,245 posts

240 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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I've now had time to review the photos properly over a beer, and I honestly believe it has to go down as one of the worst modified cars I've ever seen (excluding stuff done on a budget of £2.50).

Yellow dials, in a wood dash with orange leather bits? The manner in which the screen and Alpine head unit have been seamlessly integrated into the dash is exquisite, and the way they've managed to incorporate SEVEN auxiliary gauges scattered all over the place is superb. I'm not sure where the auto shifter came from, I presume it's the 'cyborg' section of an Ann Summers catalogue. The bodykit manages to make it look massively under-wheeled and I can see ten individual lights on the front which seems excessive unless he was planning some night rallying in it. (Un)fortunately there doesn't seem to be a pic of the back, but the description of 'Hella' lights would suggest that they're probably round and surrounded with enough fibreglass to build a small canoe.

Really, who is going to buy this? I imagine it appealing to someone who might have had a bodykitted Capri in the 90s but at £45k there are so many other ways to demonstrate a massive lack of taste the seller must be on crack.

eldar

25,246 posts

225 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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Bonnet shut lines look interesting...

gforceg

3,525 posts

208 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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Being orange is the least of that car's worries. Appalling.

However, it can work.


TR4man

5,526 posts

203 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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gforceg said:
Being orange is the least of that car's worries. Appalling.

However, it can work.

That looks lovely.

finlo

4,453 posts

232 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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Apart from the colour!

steely dan

238 posts

222 months

Monday 17th April 2017
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gforceg said:
Being orange is the least of that car's worries. Appalling.

However, it can work.

S'funny how a colour can make or break a car .........

Jonmx

2,919 posts

242 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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That's hideous; I can see Austin Powers driving it though.

Lowtimer

4,293 posts

197 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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Obviously the modified one is abominable but I am less troubled by the yellowy-orange colour as it is a '70s kind of colour on a genuinely '70s kind of car. Same reason I like Strela's orangey R107 SL, and lurid '70s 911s.

Also, the Dinky Jensen FF, which was one of my three favourite Dinky toys as a kid, was bright yellow, and left a lasting impression on me, I was sad when yellow went away as a car colour in the 1980s and 90s, and have been cheered by ist recent revival. It looks great on Scimitars, Capris, Lotuses and Dollys too.

mattrsd

95 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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hmmm, the rear, for those of you that couldn't bring yourself to watch the videos...



I'll have to tread carefully here as I've got a couple of Interceptors and one of mine is a little 'polarising' and neither are 'for the purists'... albeit not like the above smile

Edited by mattrsd on Tuesday 18th April 09:01

Bluetoo

83 posts

212 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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I quite like an 'updated' Jensen but that one, to my taste, is (very) poorly executed though some bits look ok and might be fine in a more subtle styling/colour etc

55palfers

Original Poster:

6,360 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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steely dan said:
S'funny how a colour can make or break a car .........
Sigh......

Lovely old thing.

Jukebag

1,463 posts

168 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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I suspect some will like it, usually the boy racer/hot hatch chavvy crowd. The owner know doubt has done this to draw attention to himself. When I saw the ad a few weeks back I actually thought it wasn't too bad lol, but I admit on closer inspection it is awful.

To be honest though, any Jensen Interceptor is over styled and over done. Everything from that oversized and ugly looking rear window to that monster of a petrol guzzling engine. Why they needed such a large (and know doubt very expensive to run) engine in them I don't know.

Lynchie999

3,627 posts

182 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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Bluetoo said:
I quite like an 'updated' Jensen
wasn't there some design done a few years back ?

aeropilot

40,530 posts

256 months

Tuesday 18th April 2017
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Jukebag said:
Why they needed such a large (and know doubt very expensive to run) engine in them I don't know.
Err......prior to start of the Oil Crisis at the end of 1974 when the price of a barrel of oil trebled from US$3 per barrel to US$9 in the space of 6 months, good old leaded 5 Star petrol was about 40p per GALLON, and no one really gave a flying fk about fuel economy.

It was one of the (many) reasons that contributed to the Interceptors demise in 1976.