Who does the least work here?

[UKBob]

Assuming you do work, but also have access to PH.

Anyone got PH banned from their workplace, but still manage to sneak in to do some gassing?

[Muncher]

I'm guessing srebbe64

[crazydave]

Not likely to get banned - I'm the administrator!

[Plotloss]

Given that I am about to insert a whiteboard into my bosses arse sideways I should soon being doing no work at all...

[Mrs Fish]

I have done absolutely no chargeable work at all today. I am bored stoopid and am reading a trashy novel because PH isn't keeping me occupied enough today. I'll be glad when I can jack it all in

[srebbe64]

Muncher said:

I'm guessing srebbe64

Guilty as charged. However, word 'least' indicates a degree. I don't do the 'least' work, I simply don't work.

[MikeyT]

Well I'm so busy I very rarely spend any time on general gassing now ... which is different from how it used to be - but never mind - I love my work

[meeja]

crazydave said:

Not likely to get banned - I'm the administrator!

Yep.

Having administrator rights does have it's advantages.....

[vixpy1]

I'm the boss, so can do what i like..

Although right now I'm having scary preminissions of 15 years from now... when i'll be like Srebbe64!!!

[crazydave]

srebbe64 said:

Guilty as charged. However, word 'least' indicates a degree. I don't do the 'least' work, I simply don't work.

That's the level I want to get to! I've been pretty close to it so far this week

[sadako]

A few weeks ago was on a site with no PH access. Was acting as the site's only hardware engineer in own office.

Closed door, plugged dongle into laptop, connected to GPRS, ssh connection to my linux box at home and screened a links session to here, as well as some IRC goodness

[pesty]

yep I was banned from the internet because of PH at work.

Ive left it a while now im on there again. Because I repair machines when they brake(I mean when the operators F**k em up) I can be there 12 hours and only do about 1/2 hour work on a good day. but sometimes I dont stop for 12 hours.

[srebbe64]

crazydave said:

srebbe64 said: Guilty as charged. However, word 'least' indicates a degree. I don't do the 'least' work, I simply don't work. That's the level I want to get to! I've been pretty close to it so far this week

A word of warning though, not doing work is pretty knackering in itself. I find myself writing long internet threads, just to wile away the hours, as the clock ticks and ticks and ticks. Then I'll get a one line email about something irrelevant and I'll respond with three paragraphs of drivel. I keep going on and on and on and on and on. Just to help the day go quicker.

[FourWheelDrift]

It's when the phone rings mid-post and you curse and try to get rid of them before you lose your train of thought, or before someone beats you to the reply

[Mrs Fish]

FourWheelDrift said:

It's when the phone rings mid-post and you curse and try to get rid of them before you lose your train of thought, or before someone beats you to the reply

yeah, indeed

[gtr-gaz]

srebbe64 said:

crazydave said: srebbe64 said: Guilty as charged. However, word 'least' indicates a degree. I don't do the 'least' work, I simply don't work. That's the level I want to get to! I've been pretty close to it so far this week A word of warning though, not doing work is pretty knackering in itself. I find myself writing long internet threads, just to wile away the hours, as the clock ticks and ticks and ticks. Then I'll get a one line email about something irrelevant and I'll respond with three paragraphs of drivel. I keep going on and on and on and on and on. Just to help the day go quicker.

I've noticed....

[anniesdad]

I wish I could spend more time on Pistonheads talking to you "mostly" lovely people. But I'm a grown up, see.

[vixpy1]

anniesdad said:

I wish I could spend more time on Pistonheads talking to you "mostly" lovely people. But I'm a grown up, see.

Was speaking to a fellow PH'er a couple of days ago, and something you had posted, done or something else came up.

anniesdad?

Pause..

Oh! The one with the fit wife..

[nervous]

oh thankgod for that srebbe. i thought it was just me

[anniesdad]

vixpy1 said:

anniesdad said: I wish I could spend more time on Pistonheads talking to you "mostly" lovely people. But I'm a grown up, see. Was speaking to a fellow PH'er a couple of days ago, and something you had posted, done or something else came up. anniesdad? Pause.. Oh! The one with the fit wife..

Well remembered! Having fun trying at the moment (not right at this moment) for a brother or sister for Annie. It's a hard life.