Best (up to) £10 spent on the net: ebay, amazon etc

[tumble dryer]

…it’s bank holiday Sunday night and for a bit of entertainment I’ve £30 to burn. (If I’m offending anyone with my financial flippancy I’ll also donate another £30 to the most popular charity, but in the meantime… )

Something useful, maybe future useful, preferably physical as in touchy-feely.

[talksthetorque]

How about something you can stroke

Sorry, sounds rude.. I'll rephrase.

How about getting a fake pussy stuffed

Aagh. Did it again.

I'll just show the screenshot.