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[lazyitus]

I've just been on a short trip, literally 25 minutes ago. On the request of my daughter who was only 14 last week and turned 15 about 6 days ago, I found myself travelling to the cinema to pick her up.

She was there, with a group of about 7 or 8 others of mixed sex and confused hairstylists.

As I pulled up on the opposite side of the road, my sweet little daughter waved over and acknowledged my arrival.

She had earlier asked if I could drop a couple of her mates off, which I agreed to. She set about assembling the two friends and said her goodbyes to the remaining few.

Then, it happened. A boy (of similar age to my girl) came over and gave my daughter a big hug and a peck on the cheek. My eyes focused like never before. Like a sniper in a bush surrounded by the enemy.

:breatheasynow,breatheeasy:



My girl has grown up. She was 10 a few minutes ago for s sake.

NO

Where the hell did my innocent little girl go to?

[DanBoy]

Man, this is exactly why I dread ever having a daughter!

[968]

lazyitus said:

I've just been on a short trip, literally 25 minutes ago. On the request of my daughter who was only 14 last week and turned 15 about 6 days ago, I found myself travelling to the cinema to pick her up. She was there, with a group of about 7 or 8 others of mixed sex and confused hairstylists. As I pulled up on the opposite side of the road, my sweet little daughter waved over and acknowledged my arrival. She had earlier asked if I could drop a couple of her mates off, which I agreed to. She set about assembling the two friends and said her goodbyes to the remaining few. Then, it happened. A boy (of similar age to my girl) came over and gave my daughter a big hug and a peck on the cheek. My eyes focused like never before. Like a sniper in a bush surrounded by the enemy. :breatheasynow,breatheeasy: My girl has grown up. She was 10 a few minutes ago for s sake. NO Where the hell did my innocent little girl go to?

You need to have "the talk" with the young man. Show him the end scene in Casino, when Joe Pesci gets beaten to death and then thrown, twitching, into a shallow grave in a field. Let him know that this fate awaits him, should he mess with your daughter......

[scoobz]

lazyitus said:

My eyes focused like never before. Like a sniper in a bush surrounded by the enemy.

See, now you have the talent... Embrace it. Next time take the rifle.

Pick the little fecker off from the grassy knoll.

lazy said:

Confused hairstylists

Snigger.

[Balmoral Green]

And a moment later the lad got into his dads car, and his dad said "Go on my son!"

[Marki]

If i ever have kids i dred this momment

[Marki]

Balmoral Green said:

And a moment later the lad got into his dads car, and his dad said "Go on my son!"

Sad but true

[Balmoral Green]

lazyitus said:

A boy (of similar age to my girl) came over and gave my daughter a big hug and a peck on the cheek.

Ah, just clicked. Nowt to worry about, he's gay
Thats a typical 'gay male friend of the girlies' goodbye. (Any normal lad would have had his tongue down her throat).

>> Edited by Balmoral Green on Thursday 31st March 21:00

[minimax]

Balmoral Green said:

And a moment later the lad got into his dads car, and his dad said "Go on my son!"

you know it!

[rude-boy]

As they say, with boys you only have one pk to worry about...

Oh how I am looking forward to my step-daughter getting to this age. I can picture the scene now:-

"Hi, I'm John, Jess' Step-dad and I'm a solicitor, this is Jess' eldest brother Lee, who's in the Army, Scott her other brother who plays rugby for the first team and this is my shotgun, any questions about having her home by 10?"

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Nearly every girl I ever went out with was somebody's daughter. But that's a different story.

[lazyitus]

minimax said:

Balmoral Green said: And a moment later the lad got into his dads car, and his dad said "Go on my son!" you know it!

I feel so much better after reading your sensitive contributions.



thanks
Angryitus

[minimax]

lazyitus said:

minimax said: Balmoral Green said: And a moment later the lad got into his dads car, and his dad said "Go on my son!" you know it! I feel so much better after reading your sensitive contributions. thanks Angryitus

[LRdriver II]

rude-boy said:

As they say, with boys you only have one pk to worry about... Oh how I am looking forward to my step-daughter getting to this age. I can picture the scene now:- "Hi, I'm John, Jess' Step-dad and I'm a solicitor, this is Jess' eldest brother Lee, who's in the Army, Scott her other brother who plays rugby for the first team and this is my shotgun, any questions about having her home by 10?"

"and I also have a shovel, black bin bags and a backyard.."

[lazyitus]

I'm glad I've got a sense of humour.

Instead of simply throttling the boy in question, I'll do it with a Ronald Reagan rubber mask on and tell him a joke while I'm at it.



>> Edited by lazyitus on Thursday 31st March 21:13

[lazyitus]

v15ben said:

That's the way of the world I'm afraid!

Ahh, thats OK then.

Cheers Ben!