Britons Most Likely to Eat Each Other !!!!

[CarZee]

www.thisislondon.co.uk/dynamic/news/story.html?in_review_id=686976&in_review_text_id=659496

quote:Britons 'most belligerent'

Britons are the most aggressive and the most patriotic people in Europe, according to a survey today.

A poll shows that nearly one in four Britons are prepared to kill and eat a fellow human to survive, while more Britons than any other Europeans are ready to kill for their country.

Only 15 per cent said they would never kill under any circumstances compared with 50per cent in France, 47per cent in Germany and 45per cent in Spain.

This denotes growth potential for cannibal restaurants

'Yo! Asylum Seekers' Opening Party 1st October, Sloane Square, SW2.

Has anyone see the Comic Strip film "Eat The Rich"?

[Bodo]

Karzeh, you shouldn't have posted that - I'm a bit worried of my next UK visit now

[mr_tony]

The hotel staff in Folembray are probably shi**ing it now. Better hope they keep us well fed

[CarZee]

The hotel restaurant is called the "Boeuf Jardinier"

When it goes dark, they draw 'les rideaux boeuf'

[scruff400]

Got any cuisse grillée de femme avec de la sauce crémeuse étrange?

[CarZee]

Umm.. je ne veux pas cette sauce, vieil haricot

[Size Nine Elm]

quote:
Got any cuisse grillée de femme avec de la sauce crémeuse étrange?

Premier trou, vieux garcon

[CarZee]

Babelfish working overtime today then, chaps?

[scruff400]

Mais monsieur, je l'ai fait moi-même utilisant seulement les ingedients les plus fins.

Que diriez-vous d'un petit veau, jeune homme?

[scruff400]

quote:
Babelfish working overtime today then, chaps?

Le jeune chiot effronté, comment est votre cul ?

[CarZee]

quote:comment est votre cul ?

C'est bon maintenant, merci pour votre souci, cher garçon.

[elanturbo]

I wouldnt touch it mate,... rather starve.

[hansgerd]

If it's made by a French cook it may be quite delicious... French cuisine is famous you know.

[CarZee]

Examined objectively, French Cuisine is rarely of any greater merit than English dishes.

Equally, chefs here are unknown because they have unflattering regional accents, odd temperaments and ugly fizzogs. Of French Chefs that's considered a pre-requisite.

And they've all gone to bed at about the time I'm ready to eat.