Dumb woman on the radio today!
Dumb woman on the radio today!
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hedders

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24,460 posts

276 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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I was listening to a radio quiz earlier and this woman (Irish) calls in..

DJ: "How many Kings of England have been called henry?"
Dumb Woman: "Erm....well....I...er.....I can only think of henry The Eight right now....erm..is it about three?"

Cue long pause from DJ, and me bursting into fits of laugher in my car!!!

Where do they get these people...and why do they enter quizzes??!

FourWheelDrift

92,239 posts

313 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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How do they manage to operate a phone?

docevi1

10,430 posts

277 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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not all Kings were called Henry xx though were they? I mean you take the name Henry from someone in your family, but they might not have been King. Or is tradition that the next potential King in named after a prior King?

Inexcusible stupidity for not choosing the obvious answer, but there might be some logical thinking behind it.


edit:: what I am saying, it was a woman

>> Edited by docevi1 on Saturday 2nd April 17:36

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8". In fact, I still find it hard... and I bet he'd have a rather interesting garage if he was alive today.

vixpy1

42,699 posts

293 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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Pigeon said:
When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8". In fact, I still find it hard... and I bet he'd have a rather interesting garage if he was alive today.


When you were little, he was still on the thrown!

simpo two

92,677 posts

294 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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Pigeon said:
When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8".

Henry V3 surely?

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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Being Irish, maybe she never studied British history?

On the other hand, most Irish tend to have better knowledge of some aspects of British history than many British.

Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

313 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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vixpy1 said:

Pigeon said:
When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8". In fact, I still find it hard... and I bet he'd have a rather interesting garage if he was alive today.



When you were little, he was still on the thrown!


What was thrown? And why did he throw it?

FunkyNige

9,813 posts

304 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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Eric Mc said:
Being Irish, maybe she never studied British history?

On the other hand, most Irish tend to have better knowledge of some aspects of British history than many British.


Well you would hope that being called Henry the Eigth might suggest to her that he is the eigth Henry...

Pigeon

18,535 posts

275 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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simpo two said:

Pigeon said:
When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8".

Henry V3 surely?

Yeah, I knew "III" was "3" not "8", but the error was (and is) strangely irresistible.

Hmmm... V3... can't think if any... "Henry 120 degree radial 3" is an interesting configuration, but it doesn't really have the right ring to it.

8Pack

5,182 posts

269 months

Saturday 2nd April 2005
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Pigeon said:

simpo two said:


Pigeon said:
When I was little I found it hard not to think of "Henry VIII" as being pronounced "Henry V8".


Henry V3 surely?


Yeah, I knew "III" was "3" not "8", but the error was (and is) strangely irresistible.

Hmmm... V3... can't think if any... "Henry 120 degree radial 3" is an interesting configuration, but it doesn't really have the right ring to it.



Wankel!

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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Maybe she could have remembered that old music hall song "I'm 'Enery the Eighth I Am" or Sid James in "Carry on Henry".

xjr-9

342 posts

257 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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henry straight 4?

406

3,636 posts

282 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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mojocvh

16,837 posts

291 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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406 said:
Even dumber tosser here -> www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?h=0&memberId=45402


Time for some shackles, a shackling or even the shackler.

MoJo.

beaconbouy

321 posts

261 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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Eric Mc said:
Being Irish, maybe she never studied British history?



Yeah being Irish I'm sure she could pull up the schematics of the the Docklands

>> Edited by beaconbouy on Sunday 3rd April 21:46

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Sunday 3rd April 2005
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Not funny really.

I'm Irish and the only time I went to Docklands I got lost.