Left-handed handshake.
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I met a scrote a few weeks ago who I suspect was recently at Her Majesty's pleasure. He attempted to shake hands with his left hand.
Today at the gym I saw a couple of small-time crims greeting each other, again, with left-hand handshakes.
Obviously from a nice family, the only left-hand handshake I've ever encountered was at cub scouts. Have I missed out on some bad boy etiquette?
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V8covin said:
Is there some law that I've not heard about that says you must shake hands with your right hand ?
There's some narrow minded judgemental people on this thread by the looks of it.
I'll leave you to it
Do you know the origin of a handshake? It's to show that you're not going to draw your sword on somebody, tradition dictates a sword was drawn with the right hand, therefore offering your right hand shows you're not going to draw your sword. This is also why male clothing has the zips/ buttons arranged so drawing a sword from your left hip wont catch.There's some narrow minded judgemental people on this thread by the looks of it.
I'll leave you to it
Only time I ever left-hand shake would be on a fencing piste but that's only because one tends to have an epee in one's right hand.
Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
Sheets Tabuer said:
Left handed people are a bit weird aren't they?
A bit like ginger people.
Imagine meeting a left handed ginger person..
Even under new Tory ESA rules you can get a Blue Parking Badge for being Ginger and Left-Handed, or indeed Ginger and Short/Far-sighted. Sadly for hundreds of thousands of people being Left-Handed and Short-sighted doesn't count. A bit like ginger people.
Imagine meeting a left handed ginger person..
Only being a Ginge is considered serve enough for access to the Disabled Points Scheme.
Disastrous said:
Only time I ever left-hand shake would be on a fencing piste but that's only because one tends to have an epee in one's right hand.
Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
When you face a left-hander on the piste, you invariably lose, that's what happens Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
It generally takes a good three or four points before the
P-Jay said:
Even under new Tory ESA rules you can get a Blue Parking Badge for being Ginger and Left-Handed, or indeed Ginger and Short/Far-sighted. Sadly for hundreds of thousands of people being Left-Handed and Short-sighted doesn't count.
Only being a Ginge is considered serve enough for access to the Disabled Points Scheme.
OMG! I am ginger and long sighted! Where's my benefits? Gimme gimme gimme!!Only being a Ginge is considered serve enough for access to the Disabled Points Scheme.
Doofus said:
Disastrous said:
Only time I ever left-hand shake would be on a fencing piste but that's only because one tends to have an epee in one's right hand.
Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
When you face a left-hander on the piste, you invariably lose, that's what happens Though for the life of me I can't remember what happens when you fence a left hander...
I presume we did a sort of half and half rotation of hands and met in the middle.
It generally takes a good three or four points before the
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