Driver gets his brand new Range Rover stuck on mudflat

Driver gets his brand new Range Rover stuck on mudflat

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anthonysjb

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530 posts

150 months

akirk

5,775 posts

128 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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smile

maybe there needs to be a compulsory course for all new 4x4 owners before they can unlock the 4x4 bits (i.e. they can have a big high car before then, but no off-road bits!)

remember years ago being on a welsh beach in the classic RR - watching a chap with a new L200 pulling out his heavy speedboat, he had the car on shingle and was burning out the clutch with no result, when I commented he said it wasn't an issue as he had just bought the truck and could take it back to the dealer to be replaced as it didn't work! After pointing out that the dealer might recognise a burned out clutch... I hitched up a long rope to the RR - stayed on hard ground further up and pulled truck and boat out in one go!

def. lack of thinking...

FourWheelDrift

90,875 posts

298 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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{Looks for thread on Pistonheads from new Range Rover owner asking for advice on where he can test it}

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

177 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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"A few minutes later it would've been lost to the tide".

Shame.

Prizam

2,441 posts

155 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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How much was the car worth again?

hondansx

4,689 posts

239 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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lucido grigio said:
"A few minutes later it would've been lost to the tide".

Shame.
Inferiority complex much?

Pretty funny story. Must admit, if i had a Range Rover and saw something like that, i probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from having a "hold my beer" moment.

motco

16,569 posts

260 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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Prizam said:
How much was the car worth again?
Dunno but it was rapidly depreciating! biggrin

vonuber

17,868 posts

179 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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Where were the walts to help? Surely they would have been awake with one eye on the phone just in case.

akirk

5,775 posts

128 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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motco said:
Prizam said:
How much was the car worth again?
Dunno but it was rapidly depreciating! biggrin
the value wasn't the only thing sinking! biggrin

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

177 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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hondansx said:
Inferiority complex much?

Pretty funny story. Must admit, if i had a Range Rover and saw something like that, i probably wouldn't be able to stop myself from having a "hold my beer" moment.
Nope.

Genius tries to drive 2.5 tonnes of SUV on squidgy mud.

Sheepshanks

36,960 posts

133 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Genius tries to drive 2.5 tonnes of SUV on squidgy mud.
I'm astonished it got as far as it did. It can't be proper squidgy seaside mud.

Dixy

3,222 posts

219 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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The only advantage of a 4x4 is you get further from help before getting stuck.

Sheepshanks

36,960 posts

133 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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I'd have thought the foreshore would be pretty level, but any sort of slope would explain why it could get down but not back.

I vividly remember seeing a RangeRover being towed by a tractor off the car park at Silverstone the year it turned into a quagmire.

Faust66

2,260 posts

179 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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I grew up just down the coast from there (Burnham on Sea) and you could guarantee that every summer at least 6 Grockles (tourists in Summerzet parlance) would manage to get their cars stuck in the mud.

Every so often you’d find just the roof of a car – the rest would be buried...

I vividly recall one occasion when my dad instructed me, my brother, my 2 sisters and some other lads to help push a stuck car out of the mud: the driver kept his foot properly planted on the accelerator which spun the rear wheels up nicely when he broke free... sprayed us all from head to foot with stinking and sticky mud.

We got home and my mum was not best pleased - we had to be at church in a matter of minutes and my dad presented her with 4 kids so muddy you could (literally) only see the whites of their eyes…

This was in 1983 and I’m told she still moans at him about it!

First time I ever drove a car was on Burnham/Berrow beach (Old Man’s Citroen CX – the big 7 seater. I was about 9 and he said “you have a go, son but don’t go above 50!”).

First time I ever did a handbrake turn was also on the beach… Brother’s very dodgy and very purple Allegro!

caelite

4,282 posts

126 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Nope.

Genius tries to drive 2.5 tonnes of SUV on squidgy mud.
Pfft all £70,000 of it. My £700 Jimny would've been fine. biggrin

A57 HSV

1,510 posts

244 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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Sheepshanks said:
lucido grigio said:
Genius tries to drive 2.5 tonnes of SUV on squidgy mud.
I'm astonished it got as far as it did. It can't be proper squidgy seaside mud.
Being fairly local, I can assure you that "Weston Super Mud" is the real deal when it comes to squidginess.

motco

16,569 posts

260 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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Dixy said:
The only advantage of a 4x4 is you get further from help before getting stuck.
hehe

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

140 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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A57 HSV said:
Being fairly local, I can assure you that "Weston Super Mud" is the real deal when it comes to squidginess.
The lifeboat station has a Hagglund and a hovercraft on tap. This should be a hint...

FN2TypeR

7,091 posts

107 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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caelite said:
lucido grigio said:
Nope.

Genius tries to drive 2.5 tonnes of SUV on squidgy mud.
Pfft all £70,000 of it. My £700 Jimny would've been fine. biggrin
That's probably about the current value of that Range Rover, coincidentally

numtumfutunch

4,954 posts

152 months

Tuesday 20th June 2017
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I took my new RR Sport home via a green lane
The dealer didnt believe me when I told him my plans - most people never take them off road apparently

But mudflats, really???????
loser