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The scene : Roof off, polished up and ready to cruise after a day in Regents Park. Traffic is not ideal going into Fulham so decide via Earls Court could be the way forward. More traffic - oh well, chatting away with the mrs whilst at a stand still when we both jump with shock and turn around to see what kid has just thrown something in the car and completely covered us. After a few seconds - I look closer at what can only be described as the most enormous bird sh!t that had come from above and landed right between the 2 of use. Absolutely covered, both seatbelts, legs, arms, hair, dash board - you have never seen anything like it. not only that but then i look up and the pigeon is just sitting there with what i can only imagine is a very satisfying smile. Fortunately it was actually so funny that we laughed the whole way home - even if everyone on the bus next to us was wetting themselves with laughter. Next weekend - look out pigeons, i am getting out the double barrel 



birdbrain said:
A bird shat on my head once when I was in Greece. I was really embarrassed but everyone said it was good luck. Not sure I believe them!
edited to add that it was a bird of the flying feathered variety!
>> Edited by birdbrain on Monday 4th April 15:07
Hence the name birdbrain!
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