So what will you say when canvassed?
So what will you say when canvassed?
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srebbe64

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13,021 posts

266 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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I had a New Labour chappie, all smart with his red rosette and clip-board, walk up to me outside Sainsbury’s yesterday asking whether they can expect my vote.

I simply said, “No. Tax. War.” and walked off.

JagLover

46,737 posts

264 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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srebbe64 said:
I had a New Labour chappie, all smart with his red rosette and clip-board, walk up to me outside Sainsbury’s yesterday asking whether they can expect my vote.

I simply said, “No. Tax. War.” and walked off.


I would not say anything-when approached by Market researchers I walk very fast and ignore them.

ian d

986 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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if its a labourite, they will leave my presence with ears bleeding and wishing they had never got out of bed that morning.

i view their government as a midden, and they the flies apon it, drinking the sh!t# it produces.

bruciebabe

1,126 posts

270 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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I'm out of the country on voting day and for obvious reasons don't trust the postal voting system. So no vote for anyone this time.

lazyitus

19,931 posts

295 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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"I'm eating my tea"

billb

3,198 posts

294 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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when canvassed??? the last election i didnt even get a flyer through the door these people have no idea about marketing

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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billb said:
when canvassed??? the last election i didnt even get a flyer through the door these people have no idea about marketing

Well I live in what is considered a "marginal", so I'm expecting loads of approaches. You're probably in a safe seat, so they won't give a toss about what you think!

JMGS4

8,922 posts

299 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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If canvassed by a labourite, I'd deck the twisting barsteward;
by a tory give them all my support (if only just to get those labour scum out of office)

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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srebbe64 said:

Well I live in what is considered a "marginal", so I'm expecting loads of approaches. You're probably in a safe seat, so they won't give a toss about what you think!


Whhaaaaaat! Marginal? 'stoke? I thought we were as true blue as you could get? Andrew Hunter has been the MP for years and years...Maria Miller (the new candidate) should win easily! No?

I'll admit that the Council has its fair share of yoghurt knitters on it - but even Popley kicked out its Labour Councillor at the last election for an independent (couldn't have happened to a nicer man IMO - a complete New Labour Control Freak if ever I met one).

srebbe64

Original Poster:

13,021 posts

266 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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Don said:

srebbe64 said:

Well I live in what is considered a "marginal", so I'm expecting loads of approaches. You're probably in a safe seat, so they won't give a toss about what you think!



Whhaaaaaat! Marginal? 'stoke? I thought we were as true blue as you could get? Andrew Hunter has been the MP for years and years...Maria Miller (the new candidate) should win easily! No?

I'll admit that the Council has its fair share of yoghurt knitters on it - but even Popley kicked out its Labour Councillor at the last election for an independent (couldn't have happened to a nicer man IMO - a complete New Labour Control Freak if ever I met one).

No you're wrong Don - last time there were only a couple of thousand votes in it. This time, because Hunter is off it's more of an "unknown". I wouldn't be surprised if Labour win, to be honest.

nonegreen

7,803 posts

299 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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Apart from the majority voting "none of the above" by not showing up, most people surely vote "get the bastards out". Only morons vote blue red or yellow as a matter of conviction?

billb

3,198 posts

294 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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srebbe64 said:

billb said:
when canvassed??? the last election i didnt even get a flyer through the door these people have no idea about marketing


Well I live in what is considered a "marginal", so I'm expecting loads of approaches. You're probably in a safe seat, so they won't give a toss about what you think!


what tunbridge wells safe?! ah yes good point...

bor

5,141 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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I would probably say, "why yes, young man, I'll vote Labour because I have a social conscience, I don't want the tories to whore out any more British industry, I don't want spending on the health service or schools to be reduced because tory filth can afford to go private, I don't want to pay more taxes whilst the super-rich pay less, I don't want Corporate UK to be given any dodgy loopholes to allow them to exploit their workforce (cont. p94).

Socialism will triumph. Come on you reds!

JagLover

46,737 posts

264 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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nonegreen said:
Only morons vote blue red or yellow as a matter of conviction?


I do wish you would stop insulting people purely for the sake of it NoneGreen.

The only way I would vote is from conviction-and it is the more intelligent people who will take the time to study the issues.

shadowninja

79,993 posts

311 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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"Can we count on your vote?"
"Well... can we have free parking in the town centre and surrounding roads?"

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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If it's Labour, I shall simply look at them over the top of my glasses and say with a knowing smile "You're ed, aren't you" as I close the door.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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I think I'd be tempted to take my mates Jehova Witness approach.

Invite them in, make them tea, sit them down and rip them to shreds over the 1001 issues I have with Marxist rule.

Tossers.

esselte

14,626 posts

296 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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bor said:
I would probably say, "why yes, young man, I'll vote Labour because I have a social conscience, I don't want the tories to whore out any more British industry, I don't want spending on the health service or schools to be reduced because tory filth can afford to go private, I don't want to pay more taxes whilst the super-rich pay less, I don't want Corporate UK to be given any dodgy loopholes to allow them to exploit their workforce (cont. p94).

Socialism will triumph. Come on you reds!


I don't think they'll bother sending people to Germany to get opinions

wolves_wanderer

12,952 posts

266 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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What would you say if this came and asked for your vote?



Plotloss

67,280 posts

299 months

Tuesday 5th April 2005
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'Sorry, cant stop, appear to be turning to stone'