24 hours of freedom - what to do?

[srebbe64]

The wife and kids have gone to Bournemouth for one night (two days), leaving me at home on my own. What freedom! Today, I rolled out of bed at 10 oclock, didn't shave, then sat on the loo with door wide open!

So, what other freedoms shall I enjoy for this brief respite?

[shirepro]

Dress in your wife's clothes, put on make up and dance to 'sisters' like you usually do!

[father ted]

go and get a nice kebab and chips.....pop into the 'offy' while you're at it and stock up with your favourite tipple......pick up that super duper Sci-Fi film/and or have an extended PS2 Gran Turismo 4 sesh/invite your mates round to watch ALL of the Beavis and Butthead/Blackadder/Bottom collection and

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax!

burp and fart to your hearts content.......

enjoy!

lucky sod!

[father ted]

shirepro said:

Dress in your wife's clothes, put on make up and dance to 'sisters' like you usually do!

and 'knock one out' while you are at it!

[fidgits]

program Dominos/chinese/indian into your phone.
setup movies/tv/playstation
have cool box full of beer to rest your feet on

spend the weekend on the sofa living like a student!

>> Edited by fidgits on Wednesday 6th April 15:21

[srebbe64]

fidgits said:

program Dominos/chinese/indian into your phone. setup movies/tv/playstation have cool box full of beer to rest your feet on spend the weekend on the sofa living like a student! >> Edited by fidgits on Wednesday 6th April 15:21

I do that when the wife and kids are here!

[whoateallthepies]

Get out the porn and the kleenex!!

[Tuna]

The dishwasher can be used to clean oil off particularly dirty car parts.

Play that album that your other half hates really loud.

Repaint one room in a different colour and see if they notice when they come back (needs a good airing tomorrow to clear the paint fumes).

Order way too much take-away food.

[JagLover]

whoateallthepies said:

Get out the porn and the kleenex!!

[Wildfire]

Run!! For the love of god man!! Run!!

[crazydave]

Wildfire said:

Run!! For the love of god man!! Run!!

Alternatively you could get hold of a second hand motorbike and strip it down in the front room?

[cosmoschick]

srebbe64 said:

So, what other freedoms shall I enjoy for this brief respite?

Play strip poker with your maid?!

[TheExcession]

srebbe64 said:

Today, I rolled out of bed at 10 oclock, didn't shave, then sat on the loo with door wide open!

umm, I do that every morning!

Must admit when I had the house to meself for a few days recently I didn't know what to do with myself...

best
Ex

[srebbe64]

cosmoschick said:

srebbe64 said: So, what other freedoms shall I enjoy for this brief respite? Play strip poker with your maid?!

LOL

[crazydave]

srebbe64 said:

cosmoschick said: srebbe64 said: So, what other freedoms shall I enjoy for this brief respite? Play strip poker with your maid?! LOL

You'd better hope she's good at poker, and you have your entire wardrobe on!

[cone]

leave the vac , pledge n dusty around . move her stuff around , then go out on a bender, she ll come home nd think uve been realy busy nd suggest u never hav to clean up again !

[cosmoschick]

cone said:

nd suggest u never hav to clean up again !

He doesn't do any housework anyway.

Or come to that...any work...of any description!

[miniman]

cosmoschick said:

Play strip poker with your maid?!

Is that when you strip her and then poker???

[srebbe64]

miniman said:

cosmoschick said: Play strip poker with your maid?! Is that when you strip her and then poker???

You don't know our maid!

[cone]

srebbe64 said:

miniman said: cosmoschick said: Play strip poker with your maid?! Is that when you strip her and then poker??? You don't know our maid!

We would if you installed a web cam !