One of those embarrassing moments

[mrs fish]

[tvrbob]

Just got out from chairing a meeting. Walking between flip chart and projection screen. Went to the loo and found my fly zip had given up the ghost and was wide open, green underwear on display.


I managed to borrow three safety pins so I'm presentable again. What I'd like to know is how long it had been like that. I don’t recall any sniggering but then again I was discussing this years pay round so people wont have wanted to upset me.

[beano500]

Green!!!!!!!!!!

[lotuslad]

Green?!

I just did a similar thing - I was trying to cross the road when the car I was walking past slammed on the brakes and I went piling into the side of it. I could have sworn I saw the driver smirking too

[mrs fish]

lotuslad said:

Green?! I just did a similar thing - I was trying to cross the road when the car I was walking past slammed on the brakes and I went piling into the side of it. I could have sworn I saw the driver smirking too

LMAO

[chief-0369]

Just be thankful you wernt going commando

[lotuslad]

And that nothing, er, excited you during the presentation.

[Shnozz]

chief-0369 said:

Just be thankful you wernt going commando

I think I'd rather have my tackle on show than be seen wearing green pants. What on earth were you thinking when you bought those

[simpo two]

As a junior sprog in my first job I entered the office of a manager whose name was Richard. He had another manager in there whose name was also Richard. Both were commonly known as Dick. Unfortunately I went in and said, quite innocently, 'Ah, the two Dicks...'

[tvrbob]

Shnozz said:

chief-0369 said: Just be thankful you wernt going commando I think I'd rather have my tackle on show than be seen wearing green pants. What on earth were you thinking when you bought those

I'm a man, I don't buy underwear, I just find this stuff in my Christmas stocking.

I thought green boxers were OK because nobody else could see them. Big mistake.

[Shnozz]

tvrbob said:

Shnozz said: chief-0369 said: Just be thankful you wernt going commando I think I'd rather have my tackle on show than be seen wearing green pants. What on earth were you thinking when you bought those I'm a man, I don't buy underwear, I just find this stuff in my Christmas stocking.

Well you must have been a bad boy all year to piss Santa off that much.

>> Edited by Shnozz on Thursday 7th April 15:32

[tvrbob]

Perhaps I should tell them that this is the new corporate 'openness' that I've been speaking of.

[MilnerR]

Nothing worse then realising why that group of girls you walked past were giving you the eye had nothing to do with your chiseled good looks

One of my more embarrasing moments was replying to my boss across a crowded open plan office:

Boss: Have you got a sec?

MilnerR: Yes, i've lots of secs.....


(say it out load to get the full effect)

[birdbrain]

I had to make a dash to the loos yesterday afternoon because my hold ups were slipping down my legs. I just made it before the went below knee level.

[JagLover]

birdbrain said:

I had to make a dash to the loos yesterday afternoon because my hold ups were slipping down my legs. I just made it before the went below knee level.

Use suspenders

[Shnozz]

JagLover said:

birdbrain said: I had to make a dash to the loos yesterday afternoon because my hold ups were slipping down my legs. I just made it before the went below knee level. Use suspenders

she had to make a dash to the loo......will she make it? find out next time...

[birdbrain]

It was yesterday. I did make it.

Hold ups are not supposed to need suspenders but I think the elastic was faulty.

[Shnozz]

birdbrain said:

It was yesterday. I did make it.

I know, I was keep them in suspenders.

[birdbrain]

I was having a blonde moment then.

[mrs fish]

birdbrain said:

It was yesterday. I did make it. Hold ups are not supposed to need suspenders but I think the elastic was faulty.

That has happened to me before now, only they did drop below the knee