35 Weird things every dog owner has secretly done

[FourWheelDrift]

Go on, admit it. You have.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/weird-things-...


(I have)

[alfie2244]

FourWheelDrift said:

Go on, admit it. You have.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/weird-things-...


(I have)

1 or 2

[mybrainhurts]

Clearly not aimed at the Chinese market....no mention of cooking.

[Pesty]

Yes to most.

5. Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted.

Yeah did that regularly he goes mental trying to lift you up squeezes underneath and stands up which is funny.

Until you actually collapse and the last thing you need when struggling for breath and losing consciousness is a fking idiot dog knocking you about

[Einion Yrth]

Pesty said:

Yes to most.

5. Lie on the floor to see what they would do if you fainted.

Yeah did that regularly he goes mental trying to lift you up squeezes underneath and stands up which is funny.

Until you actually collapse and the last thing you need when struggling for breath and losing consciousness is a fking idiot dog knocking you about

Yes, but angioplasty tends to be beyond most pet dogs.

[PositronicRay]

Some of them. I passed out (in a stream) while walking, no idea if dog beast helped or just sat about. He couldn't tell me much about it.

[pidsy]

Mine nibble my ears if I play dead.

[jmorgan]

pidsy said:

Mine nibble my ears if I play dead.

hors d'oeuvre.....

[FourWheelDrift]

After a bath with no collar on they run outside to air dry and I end up saying "get back in here, you're naked."

[SantaBarbara]

Our dog is confused if one member of the family is on speaker phone, and is talking to her,
She looks all around to see where they are iding

[Dazed and Confused]

When I take our dog's harness off I say "C'mon Moll, we've got to take your pants off."

[Pesty]

Also bury myself in the duvet and let them dig me out.

[bakerstreet]

FourWheelDrift said:

Go on, admit it. You have.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jasminnahar/weird-things-...


(I have)

Its been nearly 5 months since we said good bye to Herbie and I know both us did all of those things at one point.

Miss him every day.