EuroTour Essential Clothing

[v8s4me]

Hope you've all remembered to pack your Tour Suit

[Deeman]

Oh God - forgot those blighters. Like super rabid mosquitos and 20 times as small, so can get in all the crevices

[greymrj]

Arrrrgh....and we are heading straight into the 'red' zone! https://www.smidgeup.com/midge-forecast/

[glenrobbo]

Thanks for that Joe, but do they do anything for under the kilt?

The delivery times don't look too promising...

Top Tip:

If you poo on your hat, spread it around a bit, and then wear it, the flies will go for that and not you.
( Not sure if it works with midges though. )
This handy nugget was passed on to me by an ex-Special Forces buddy of mine.
It's a bit dried up now.

I sht you not.

[Deeman]

DDT jungle formula, plus the fumes of the V8 - not even iron brewed midges can handle that....