Sausages
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Ruskie

4,525 posts

230 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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If you mention it you are in for a surprise....

bearman68

4,940 posts

162 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Passive aggressive way of dealing with st neighbors. Hammer frozen sausages into their lawn, and various animals dig them up when they thaw, wrecking the lawn.
Now PH shorthand for retaliatory action

Budflicker

3,799 posts

214 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Are you a powerfully built company director who can dominate the stairs?

If not then you may end up having a tin of red bull thrown at you for that question.


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lucido grigio

44,044 posts

193 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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It's the lawn enhancement of choice in these parts......nerd

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

200 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Richmond.

Megaflow

11,565 posts

255 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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bearman68 said:
Passive aggressive way of dealing with st neighbors. Hammer frozen sausages into their lawn, and various animals dig them up when they thaw, wrecking the lawn.
Now PH shorthand for retaliatory action
A PH'er dedicated to the cause, proved with an important experiment, it doesn't work.

J4CKO

46,933 posts

230 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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I was a victim, but as it wasnt the tennis court, bowling green or any of my ornamental gardens I didnt notice, it was just one of the grazing areas for my flock of southerners .

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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anonymous said:
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If it actually worked, which it doesn't, famished carnivores would be cheaper than hiring a rotavator.

McVities

358 posts

228 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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anonymous said:
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Sausage treatment hehe

rolex

3,120 posts

288 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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This is not fair, one question and daimlerv8 is rewarded with an original poster honour!

Alex@POD

6,454 posts

245 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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rolex said:
This is not fair, one question and daimlerv8 is rewarded with an original poster honour!
hehe

numtumfutunch

5,174 posts

168 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Megaflow said:
A PH'er dedicated to the cause, proved with an important experiment, it doesn't work.
  • Cough*
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

ApOrbital

10,592 posts

148 months

Friday 8th September 2017
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Op keep one eye open on your lawn.

AdamIndy

1,661 posts

134 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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anonymous said:
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Many things can be sorted with some sausage treatment!laugh

Megaflow

11,565 posts

255 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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numtumfutunch said:
Megaflow said:
A PH'er dedicated to the cause, proved with an important experiment, it doesn't work.
  • Cough*
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Bugger. I saw the 2013 thread which didn't work. Didn't see that one.

Jonmx

2,935 posts

243 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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If sausages fail, it's rumoured a can of Redbull will solve the issue.

Foxeh

1,114 posts

162 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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fathomfive

11,236 posts

220 months

Saturday 9th September 2017
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You can't go straight to frozen sausages though.

A strongly worded email comes first.

CalNaughtonJnr

490 posts

191 months

Thursday 14th September 2017
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If the bangers don't work, try putting a Hedgehog through the catflap (if they have one of course)