Observations In My Car No1 Morrisons car park
Observations In My Car No1 Morrisons car park
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mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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Micra, powered by fairy dust. :sigh:
Bloke pressing nostril, blowing detritus from the other.
Trolley man, nearly taking out the police car.
Two fat bobbies, going in for doughnuts. Probably.
Gang of pigeons, playing Luftwaffe low level 1940.
Fat woman, chin and norks interfering with steering.
A380 on approach, all 4 engines intact. Not Air France. Obviously.
Silly bint on phone, nearly run over.
Oh look, Monarch still flying.
And Ryanair. Today must be a good day.
Lone Luftwaffe pigeon just crapped on my car. Arse.
BMW, reg NAD5. Somebody tell him...
Five attempts to park. She gave up.
Audi lassie...indicate left, turn right. Normal for Manchester.
Another Ryanair. ...holy cow.
Oh, strewth, fat lady, orange hair, bad tattoos...Right, that's it, I'm off for a wee.
Toodle pip...smile


benjeffrey

84 posts

130 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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Do you often frequent Morrisons car park for a few hours, to people watch?

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

193 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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I'd have used car #2 for Morrisons Nurts......tongue out

Hoofy

80,102 posts

312 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
Micra, powered by fairy dust. :sigh:
Bloke pressing nostril, blowing detritus from the other.
Trolley man, nearly taking out the police car.
Two fat bobbies, going in for doughnuts. Probably.
Gang of pigeons, playing Luftwaffe low level 1940.
Fat woman, chin and norks interfering with steering.
A380 on approach, all 4 engines intact. Not Air France. Obviously.
Silly bint on phone, nearly run over.
Oh look, Monarch still flying.
And Ryanair. Today must be a good day.
Lone Luftwaffe pigeon just crapped on my car. Arse.
BMW, reg NAD5. Somebody tell him...
Five attempts to park. She gave up.
Audi lassie...indicate left, turn right. Normal for Manchester.
Another Ryanair. ...holy cow.
Oh, strewth, fat lady, orange hair, bad tattoos...Right, that's it, I'm off for a wee.
Toodle pip...smile
Parklife!

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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lucido grigio said:
I'd have used car #2 for Morrisons Nurts......tongue out
I'm too drunk to care...smile

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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benjeffrey said:
Do you often frequent Morrisons car park for a few hours, to people watch?
I'm waiting for a delayed flight and Manchester Airport makes my balls ache. ...tongue out

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

193 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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mybrainhurts said:
I'm waiting for a delayed flight and Manchester Airport makes my balls ache. ...tongue out
Pharmacy inside the Morrisons for a remedy ?

mybrainhurts

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90,809 posts

285 months

Sunday 1st October 2017
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lucido grigio said:
mybrainhurts said:
I'm waiting for a delayed flight and Manchester Airport makes my balls ache. ...tongue out
Pharmacy inside the Morrisons for a remedy ?
You have no idea how much Manair makes my balls ache. ...hehe