Alternative to bottles of wine for Christmas to clients
Alternative to bottles of wine for Christmas to clients
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Frimley111R

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19,327 posts

264 months

Thursday 5th October 2017
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Our sales people are planning the std giving out of bottles of wine at Christmas but some feel it is a waste of time (I agree) but none can come up with an alternative. What, if anything do you do instead?

EDIT: To clarify, bottles of wine to our clients, not staff

Edited by Frimley111R on Friday 6th October 13:31

drainbrain

5,637 posts

141 months

Thursday 5th October 2017
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Hampers. Awful ones for awful people (£10 B&M Bargains) right up to spiffing ones for spiffing people (£75 John Lewis).

(and get one for yourself. £300 Fortnum & Mason)

smile

Of course if you know them well, phone them and have the "I won't if you don't" convo. Always goes down well ime, and gets another monkey off your back.

Edited by drainbrain on Thursday 5th October 16:41

akirk

5,778 posts

144 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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hotel chocolat

fancy biscuits

strain

419 posts

131 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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used to get the large tubs of sweets, customers would share them round the office and everybody enjoyed them.

Alternatively, gift vouchers? Some of the big companies will offer a % discount if you order enough but it could look like a backhander

kiethton

14,663 posts

210 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).

StevieBee

15,416 posts

285 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Scratchcards / Lottery Tickets in a Christmas Card?

iphonedyou

10,422 posts

187 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.

Countdown

49,519 posts

226 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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iphonedyou said:
kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.
Exceptionally odd! How would you share that out with your team?

OP - big box of chocolates (or indeed several big boxes of chocolates). They're easy to share, theu usually fall below the "declare gifts and hospitality" threshold, they normally get passed down to the minions at the coal face....

louiebaby

10,994 posts

221 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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When I worked for a company that did this, I suggested something that the recipient would use daily, and remind them of us, without being too obvious.

I suggested a really good quality wallet, with a very subtle and discreet embossing of the company name or logo on it.

Depending on your location or industry, is there a particular spirit that associates well? I think we had Finlandia Vodka arrive from one of our Finnish contacts at one point.

schmunk

4,399 posts

155 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Countdown said:
iphonedyou said:
kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.
Exceptionally odd! How would you share that out with your team?
Send them one of these too...


jammy-git

29,778 posts

242 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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schmunk said:
Countdown said:
iphonedyou said:
kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.
Exceptionally odd! How would you share that out with your team?
Send them one of these too...

Maybe just abduct one of their employees and then send them a fish wrapped in paper?

joshleb

1,550 posts

174 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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jammy-git said:
schmunk said:
Countdown said:
iphonedyou said:
kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.
Exceptionally odd! How would you share that out with your team?
Send them one of these too...

Maybe just abduct one of their employees and then send them a fish wrapped in paper?
How about a horse head?

kiethton

14,663 posts

210 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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iphonedyou said:
kiethton said:
A big lump of meat - Maybe a nice full bone Italian/Spanish Ham (from Lidl - Harrods depending on quality).
That would strike me as a bit odd, I think.
My bad, I read the OP as a personal (singular) gift. I don't know about anybody else but I'd love a big lump of meat!

They do similar in the states/continent too although more typically within the organisation.

Australiam

277 posts

159 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Green & Blacks do some good chocolate & wine hampers. Order directly with them, and they go straight to the recipient. You can customise each message (I am not sure if you have to do that over the phone). I have used these on a number of occasions, and they make a good alternative to some of the others, as they can be shared out amongst a team.

tpalmer

88 posts

129 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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We've also done Hotel Chocolat before, they offer a nice range of options which can be very useful to show different levels of appreciation!
Have found they generally go down very well.

Their service also enables you to manage everything from their site, including postage, gift card etc, so nice and easy.
If you're spending over £250 in total you can use their corporate services, and they offer discounts too IIRC.

MrBarry123

6,108 posts

151 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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kiethton said:
... I'd love a big lump of meat!
hehe

Frimley111R

Original Poster:

19,327 posts

264 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Clarified the first post

RichB

56,399 posts

314 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Frimley111R said:
Our sales people are planning the std giving out of bottles of wine at Christmas but some feel it is a waste of time (I agree) but none can come up with an alternative. What, if anything do you do instead?
What is your business? My company is computer software and I don't offer a gift to my clients at Xmas but if one of them acts as a reference for me which involves an on-site visit I send them a nice bottle of port or champagne. Is Xmas gifts standard in your industry?

JQ

6,842 posts

209 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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louiebaby said:
When I worked for a company that did this, I suggested something that the recipient would use daily, and remind them of us, without being too obvious.

I suggested a really good quality wallet, with a very subtle and discreet embossing of the company name or logo on it.

Depending on your location or industry, is there a particular spirit that associates well? I think we had Finlandia Vodka arrive from one of our Finnish contacts at one point.
This - useful things last longer in the memory of the receipient. I've been given a few mobile phone / tablet power banks. There's a discreet company logo on, but it's something that I or my kids use regularly. Reminds me of the company every time I use them.

schmunk

4,399 posts

155 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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JQ said:
This - useful things last longer in the memory of the receipient. I've been given a few mobile phone / tablet power banks. There's a discreet company logo on, but it's something that I or my kids use regularly. Reminds me of the company every time I use them.
Just the thing:

http://www.justtoiletpaper.com/customtp.html