seriously, whats a boy got to do to get spotted?

[nervous]

Now look. Ive done nearly 7000 miles in two months in my cerbera, and STILL no-one's seen me. so, frankly people, you're just not trying hard enough. Ive even been driving up and down outside some of your houses for hours whilst hitting the refresh button on my laptop, and yet still nothing. This has to stop, cos if nothing else its costing me a fortune and i can no longer afford to eat. so, if somebody somewhere could spot me PLEASE that'd be great.

that is all.

best wishes,
Nervous (apparently cloaking device enabled)

[K1 CERB]

Living in the 'Fine City' of Norfolk - what do you expect. Get yourself down to Snetterton on Friday, so we can all see you.

K1 CERB

[nervous]

erm, dumb question mode enabled: wots happening doon thar on froiday, boy? will there be biscuits?

[maranellouk]

nervous said:

Ive even been driving up and down outside some of your houses for hours whilst hitting the refresh button on my laptop, and yet still nothing.

Classic!

7k in two months? Bloody hell. That's what I want to hear! Everything in good running order?

[nervous]

everything apart from my bank account

[maranellouk]

Oh god, hopefully, this week will be the week I officially join the fold. The it will be off to the land of cheap petrol post haste.

[nervous]

hey, from what i can see of your profile, cheap petrol is the least of your worries dont get me wrong: im happy for you, im just not happy with you :insertriddledwithjealousyiconhere:

actually, after looking at your profile again, im just off for a quick sulk.









there, thats better. good for you mate, you must have worked your tits off

>> Edited by nervous on Monday 11th April 23:58

[maranellouk]

others work their tits off. (that's the secret)

[supaspark]

maranellouk said:

others work their tits off. (that's the secret)

I've just checked your profile too!!
thats a big door frame and massive pattern on the lino sure thats not a model!!

[maranellouk]

ha haa, yes, quite sure they are not models. though they might as well be with all the driving they do now

I would probably be booed off the forums if you knew the mileage on each.

Oh well, Cerb will hopefully be on its way end of this/beginning of next week so I will put as many miles on as possible.

Just saw a very nice tuscan in the classifieds though.........S6 engines however, the idea of having a problem with one so far away fills me with dread.

[nervous]

erm... if it is, can i play with it? no? ok. how about now? now? now? how about now?

whats going on at snetterton then folks, and who's in? be nice to see you all there. though, fractionally less nice for you lot, natch.

[supaspark]

The s6 engines are great as long as you don't thrash'em!

[nervous]

oh thats great. NOW you tell me. DONT thrash it. DO thrash it. DONT put it there. THATS not hygenic. IS it in yet?? HOW about now? WHY does it burn?

Typical, im always the last to know. looks like the last 7k miles might have been my last then.

Mar, if you er.. need someone to put respectable miles on the fezzas, ill do it. im not happy about it, but ill do it. if i must. remember, i asked before Spark. all part of the service.

[yellow peril]

nerv.....there's a TVRcc organised trackday at Snetterton on Friday.

Be lots of P/H peeps there and TVRcc Members too.....

...... YP

[rooster]

nervous said:

Now look. Ive done nearly 7000 miles in two months in my cerbera, and STILL no-one's seen me. so, frankly people, you're just not trying hard enough. Ive even been driving up and down outside some of your houses for hours whilst hitting the refresh button on my laptop, and yet still nothing. This has to stop, cos if nothing else its costing me a fortune and i can no longer afford to eat. so, if somebody somewhere could spot me PLEASE that'd be great. that is all. best wishes, Nervous (apparently cloaking device enabled)

We were over your way on Saturday and still didn't see you, I've had the chim 3 years with only one half spotted, nobody loves us!!

[soapbox]

I heard a tale (unsubstantiated) about a guy who was playing away from home and got 'spotted' on a forum in his caterham with his other lady.

Unfortunately for this chap, his spotted was then spotted by his Mrs.

Clearly then, if you are married, get yourself a fancy woman and take her out for a spin. As sure as day follows night you will be spotted by every bugger on PH'

[nervous]

now THAT is genius. im just off to get myself a rent-a-slut for the day. and if i get seen, itll kill two birds with one stone, so to speak. crap, i hope she doesnt read this. sorrysorrysorry. loveyouloveyouloveyou.

Hiya Peril i guess this snetterton track day is the one i was too slow to book up for >d'oh<, do you reckon itd be ok if i just came along and had a look and said hi to y'all, or do i have to be booked to be allowed in?