Spat me tea/coffee meet keyboard etc

[Ari]

FFS just stop.

It ceased being funny the ten thousandth time someone said it.

No, wait, the second time...

[ICallCustard]

Very true. The amount of times you see it posted you’d think you would see people constantly spitting drinks out. It never happens.

[Last Visit]

I do agree with this, it's a truly irritating saying.

No one has ever spat coffee all over their key board upon reading something on here. It's just never happened.

Plus, I bet the majority of people use a tablet or phone to access the site these days, hence no physical keyboard to spit over.

[mybrainhurts]

Puke met keyboard when I saw this...

[Johnspex]

It's all true I tell you. The coffee spotters are also those who 'laughed at that more than I should'. WTF is that stupid remark supposed to mean? There are so many people on here who use nonsensical expressions they've picked up because they think it's cool or clever and makes them sound like one of the in-crowd.
There are many but frozen sausages is a prime example.

[p4cks]

Put them in the same category as the 'frozen sausage hammerers'. It's not funny and I'd argue it wsan't even funny the first time it was used

[magooagain]

Occasional splatter of milk in the mornings on the I pad screen.

[alorotom]

Last Visit said:

No one has ever spat coffee all over their key board upon reading something on here. It's just never happened.

Respectfully disagree ... it was OJ (not coffee) over my old iPad mini keyboard case and the topic was the toilet incident with clowns running over jelly - I still genuinely laugh out loud when rereading - but haven’t for a little while now

[Hoofy]

OPer, you're right. We should all use the phrase, "LOL" when we find a post funny. No deviation. We must try to standardise everything on PH. It makes it easier to read and not be offended by something mild.

[Smokehead]

Hoofy said:

OPer, you're right. We should all use the phrase, "LOL" when we find a post funny. No deviation. We must try to standardise everything on PH. It makes it easier to read and not be offended by something mild.

LOL...

[croyde]

ROFL

[MrBarry123]

I’m on my way with the frozen sausages OP...

[stuartmmcfc]

magooagain said:

Occasional splatter of milk in the mornings on the I pad screen.

Dirty boy

[AlexC1981]

Johnspex said:

.......The coffee spotters are also those who 'laughed at that more than I should'. WTF is that stupid remark supposed to mean? .......

It has its uses. I was in a shop the other day and I overheard one shop assistant say to the other:

Assistant 1. "I'm thinking of having my spine removed"

Assistant 2. "huh, what?"

Assistant 1. "I feel it's holding me back"

If someone told me that lame joke I doubt I would have laughed, but hearing it unexpectedly like that made me laugh more than I should have

[stuartmmcfc]

AlexC1981 said:

It has its uses. I was in a shop the other day and I overheard one shop assistant say to the other:

Assistant 1. "I'm thinking of having my spine removed"

Assistant 2. "huh, what?"

Assistant 1. "I feel it's holding me back"

If someone told me that lame joke I doubt I would have laughed, but hearing it unexpectedly like that made me laugh more than I should have

That made me spit my ..

[Hoofy]

croyde said:

ROFL

[Funkycoldribena]

p4cks said:

Put them in the same category as the 'frozen sausage hammerers'. It's not funny and I'd argue it wsan't even funny the first time it was used

This.
I'll add 'strawman argument' as well.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Funkycoldribena said:

p4cks said:

Put them in the same category as the 'frozen sausage hammerers'. It's not funny and I'd argue it wsan't even funny the first time it was used

This.
I'll add 'strawman argument' as well.

Plus the call for pics when a female is mentioned.

[xjay1337]

Just say "lol" in real life.

[Monkeylegend]

Look at it from a different angle.

For those posters who don't express themselves by using these "quotes and expressions" they can look down on those who do, and sit smugly at their dry keyboards soaking up the warmth of their intellectual superiority