All the girls have gone to bed

[otherman]

Which is why 11pm is the busy time here. Two posts a minute at Pie&Piston level. So the front page turns over every ten minutes or so. Of course some subjects catch fire and stay up there for a few days, like the legendary 'prison' thread just now.

[Vocal Minority]

Well....quite.


I think....

[Cold]

Which girls are the girls in question?

[otherman]

The boys are here on pistonheads. The wives. Tend to go to bed earlier, don't they?

[iphonedyou]

What.

[yellowjack]

iphonedyou said:

What.

otherman is suggesting that if you're posting at night on PistonHeads, it's likely that you have a wife you don't fancy anymore, and aren't getting much lately.

Else why would you stay up late at night posting what amounts to a load of froth on an internet forum when the alternative would be cuddling up next to your gorgeous sexy wife?

Amazing how many PHers claim to live the suave, sophisticated lifestyle of an international playboy, yet in reality I reckon most of 'em are liars, sat in their underpants licking chip fat off their chubby fat fingers so they don't make the keyboard (or touchscreen) too greasy.

It's a male fantasy world, where men ALWAYS wear the trousers, and they're free to spout ignorant misogynistic nonsense behind their partners' backs. Then they get snapped out of it by a demand to make sure the washing up is done and the back door locked before they come to bed. "And don't get any ideas about getting frisky, love. These pyjamas are on for a reason..."

Any other fantasies you want shattering?

[J4CKO]

yellowjack said:

iphonedyou said:

What.

otherman is suggesting that if you're posting at night on PistonHeads, it's likely that you have a wife you don't fancy anymore, and aren't getting much lately.

Else why would you stay up late at night posting what amounts to a load of froth on an internet forum when the alternative would be cuddling up next to your gorgeous sexy wife?

Amazing how many PHers claim to live the suave, sophisticated lifestyle of an international playboy, yet in reality I reckon most of 'em are liars, sat in their underpants licking chip fat off their chubby fat fingers so they don't make the keyboard (or touchscreen) too greasy.

It's a male fantasy world, where men ALWAYS wear the trousers, and they're free to spout ignorant misogynistic nonsense behind their partners' backs. Then they get snapped out of it by a demand to make sure the washing up is done and the back door locked before they come to bed. "And don't get any ideas about getting frisky, love. These pyjamas are on for a reason..."

Any other fantasies you want shattering?

Isn't that the lyrics to a Beautiful South song ?

[227bhp]

My OH won't go to bed without me and nods off regularly sitting up as the time nears, I dunno why. If i'm falling asleep before her I just go to bed....

[Cold]

J4CKO said:

Isn't that the lyrics to a Beautiful South song ?

I can't remember. But it must have been torture to have waited eight hours before hitting the submit button.