Tesco has miracle healing power

[davek_964]

Was at Tesco today and saw a lady - late 20s - park in a disabled bay with no blue badge.
She got out of her car and started walking towards the store with a very severe limp. So fair enough I thought.

Saw her walk into the store - where it appears that she was immediately healed. Broke into a fast walk, no limp.

Lazy lazy bh. I was too far from the entrance to say anything but am simply astounded anybody would take that much trouble to avoid waking across a car park. Guess she has a practiced routine.

[Alucidnation]

Ok.

[anonymous-user]

Yes but you then get the "well you cant see it but they really have a ......................."
We have a golden rule we completely ignore motorised scooters/ Spazz Chazzes call them what you will. Most people onm them seem just fat obese lazy tts and they don't get any more right of way on a pavement to us.

[TonyRPH]

Something like Homer OP?

[ApOrbital]

[V40TC]

Maybe she is the real Keyser Söze ?
Rather than the slightly suspect actor whom played him in the Film

[Rich_W]

Just let down 2 tyres on the car

[poo at Paul's]

Why not just do a big st on her bonnet?

[Galsia]

Perhaps she was just desperate to get her hands on one of those Islamic Christmas Turkeys.

Also, best username/post combo ever.

poo at Paul's said:

Why not just do a big st on her bonnet?

[Sheepshanks]

davek_964 said:

Was at Tesco today and saw a lady

Unlikely.

[glenrobbo]

Give her a chance OP, she may have been mentally disabled...

A lot of them are.

The rest are just running around undiagnosed.

[Smokehead]

I find if you challenge them, they immediately self-diagnose with Tourette's.

[xjay1337]

While morally wrong it is actually quite funny to picture the scene.

[PurpleMoonlight]

They steal children too apparently.