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[UKBob]

[simpo two]

The new Rover model ran out of funds...

[mybrainhurts]

She's gone, old chap......

[vixpy1]

The wheels finally came off the project

[simpo two]

'That's your best car ever, that is'

[SotonS2]

Norman's attempt at recreating American Chopper for the UK market hit a budget crisis on Day 1.

[pesty]

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

[wedg1e]

Mr. Hubert Arbuthnot of St. Helens models the recumbent driving position of the next TVR model. Factory sources say that, in the style of Peter Wheeler, new owner Nikolai Smolensky wishes his cars to be built for his size.
Mr. Arbuthnot is a similarly short-arsed gentleman to Smolensky and was persuaded into the role with promises of an extra tea-break on a Thursday, and a pair of Pravda skiddies, part of a consignment recently arrived on the 0200 St. Petersburg - Fleetwood ferry.
Sources say that the new car, to feature gyroscopic stabilizers, will make do with only two wheels, giving rise to rumours that TVR plans to move into motorcycle manufacture.
The picture shows two wheels, yesterday.

[vixpy1]

pesty said:

No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

Now thats

[selmer]

Quick Thelma, get on, I've got wood.

[towman]

Derek instantly regretted "letting one go" while he relaxed in his Reliant Robin.



Nice one Pesty.

[UKBob]

vixpy1 said:

pesty said: No Mr Bond, I expect you to die! Now thats

[UKBob]

It was several days before colin admitted he had been super glued to the board.

[UKBob]

Only two bolts held rigor mortified colin-the-prankster in position.

[imperialism2024]

Iraq's new F1 program gets off to a rocky start after a hit-and-run looting.

[seafarer]

wedg1e said:

Mr. Hubert Arbuthnot of St. Helens models the recumbent driving position of the next TVR model. Factory sources say that, in the style of Peter Wheeler, new owner Nikolai Smolensky wishes his cars to be built for his size. Mr. Arbuthnot is a similarly short-arsed gentleman to Smolensky and was persuaded into the role with promises of an extra tea-break on a Thursday, and a pair of Pravda skiddies, part of a consignment recently arrived on the 0200 St. Petersburg - Fleetwood ferry. Sources say that the new car, to feature gyroscopic stabilizers, will make do with only two wheels, giving rise to rumours that TVR plans to move into motorcycle manufacture. The picture shows two wheels, yesterday.

good grief, that's elaborate. Even funnier if read before the picture finishes loading.

[gemini]

Lord Mayor praise two rover workers as they start a Princess Trust back to work scheme

[crazydave]

Colin underestimated how long it would take him to get all the free bits for his car with the monthly editions of kit car magazine.

[alexkp]

Failed circus star Ted Hebblethwaite's new routine failed to impress onlookers at the Accrington over 60's club.

[UKBob]

Peterson was thankful to have colin drawing attention away from him, on the day he accidentally wore his 7 year old sons trousers to work.