'Facts' that people state to win internet arguments/points
'Facts' that people state to win internet arguments/points
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Shakermaker

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11,317 posts

130 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Last night I was browsing Facebook as I do and a short video auto-played of a man showing "10 ordinary household objects you can use to open a beer"

I mistakenly clicked on the comments section and was fascinated to find that probably 80% of the comments were decrying the video as complete nonsense. But they weren't saying it was nonsense because the objects would fail to open a beer, but they were actually saying things along the lines of:

"This is so dumb. Corona is the easiest beer to open!!"

"Corona is so easy to open you can use your fingers! this video sucks"

And continued like that.

I didn't realise that there was a rating system for how easy it was to open a particular bottle of beer compared with another. I did realise that Facebook comments sections are full of idiots - I'm usually one of them who goes and tags my friends in things I think they will enjoy, but this was something else I hadn't seen before in this fashion

HarryFlatters

4,203 posts

242 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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You're surprised that people on the internet are arguing about the minutiae of pointless and rather silly things?

Are you new to Pistonheads?

Some Gump

13,018 posts

216 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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You can open a beer with pretty much anything.

One favourite is to use a flyer / leaflet. People don't believe you can do it, then when you do it quickly becomes obvious and easy.

Shakermaker

Original Poster:

11,317 posts

130 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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HarryFlatters said:
You're surprised that people on the internet are arguing about the minutiae of pointless and rather silly things?

Are you new to Pistonheads?
This was just my latest thing to be surprised by... there was no argument really, everyone was just stating it as a "fact" that Corona is easy to open compared to other beers.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

264 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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I can remove a beer bottle cap purely with the strength of my anus, though it's amazing how few people are prepared to drink it afterwards.

DRFC1879

3,538 posts

187 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Some Gump said:
You can open a beer with pretty much anything.

One favourite is to use a flyer / leaflet. People don't believe you can do it, then when you do it quickly becomes obvious and easy.
Go on then...

PixelpeepS3

9,031 posts

172 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Shakermaker said:
I did realise that Facebook comments sections are full of idiots
its not just the comments section that has idiots...

just look for '[insert posh brand] are giving away [random number] of [desirable product] because they can't sell them due to them [been opened/seal broken/old models] - to enter the draw just 1) like 2) share 3) comment [what colour/what size/what version]'

usually accompanied with a nice picture of either a car with a bow on it or a big pile of said products on a pallet'

Look at the like, share and comments counters - watch them go up in real time - that is a real life 'knob-o-meter'

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

162 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Half of the population are below average intelligence and some of them are too stupid to know they have no idea.

It is called the Dunning Kruger effect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Krug...

The other half know Corona is for kids


xjay1337

15,966 posts

148 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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I don't think people are getting dumber. Just that those dumb people now have a platform to broadcast! laugh

fin racer

766 posts

258 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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xjay1337 said:
I don't think people are getting dumber. Just that those dumb people now have a platform to broadcast! laugh
perfectly this I believe.

In times gone by village idiots were just that, in a village somewhere and you had no exposure to them.
Now, every f*ckwit with opposable thumbs thinks that the world is somehow enriched by their invaluable input on life.
I am still genuinely gazumped by what seem externally be be perfectly reasonable, logical people who believe there is a place that has soooooo many iPhone Xs that they will give them away purely by "liking and sharing" some guff.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

264 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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fin racer said:
perfectly this I believe.

In times gone by village idiots were just that, in a village somewhere and you had no exposure to them.
Now, every f*ckwit with opposable thumbs thinks that the world is somehow enriched by their invaluable input on life.
I am still genuinely gazumped by what seem externally be be perfectly reasonable, logical people who believe there is a place that has soooooo many iPhone Xs that they will give them away purely by "liking and sharing" some guff.
Hah. It became my policy on Facebook to unfriend anyone who liked or shared stuff like that. My life is simpler now.

Oakey

27,982 posts

246 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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DRFC1879 said:
Some Gump said:
You can open a beer with pretty much anything.

One favourite is to use a flyer / leaflet. People don't believe you can do it, then when you do it quickly becomes obvious and easy.
Go on then...
In a sort of 'Milwall Brick' fashion?

john2443

6,546 posts

241 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Oakey said:
In a sort of 'Milwall Brick' fashion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfUM3-3KvIs

legless

2,049 posts

170 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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If I win the Euromillions, I'm going to buy half a dozen Range Rovers and give them away on Facebook to people who like and share the post, purely to fk with people's heads.

The only problem here of course is that I'd have to deal with the type of people who like and share these posts.

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

245 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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legless said:
If I win the Euromillions, I'm going to buy half a dozen Range Rovers and give them away on Facebook to people who like and share the post, purely to fk with people's heads.

The only problem here of course is that I'd have to deal with the type of people who like and share these posts.
biggrin

You bd!

Vaud

59,681 posts

185 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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legless said:
If I win the Euromillions, I'm going to buy half a dozen Range Rovers and give them away on Facebook to people who like and share the post, purely to fk with people's heads.

The only problem here of course is that I'd have to deal with the type of people who like and share these posts.
I’d buy a lotus and offer it as a PH competition prize.

captain_cynic

17,391 posts

125 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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legless said:
If I win the Euromillions, I'm going to buy half a dozen Range Rovers and give them away on Facebook to people who like and share the post, purely to fk with people's heads.

The only problem here of course is that I'd have to deal with the type of people who like and share these posts.
I'd advertise it on Facebook, arrange for 100 of them to gather in a park somewhere (arrange for a burger van to be there and everything)... then give them away to 6 of my friends whilst giving a lecture about not liking spam/marketing posts and pointing out they're daft enough to come to this park of their own accord (and cost) to get nothing.

SystemParanoia

14,343 posts

228 months

Friday 1st December 2017
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Vaud said:
legless said:
If I win the Euromillions, I'm going to buy half a dozen Range Rovers and give them away on Facebook to people who like and share the post, purely to fk with people's heads.

The only problem here of course is that I'd have to deal with the type of people who like and share these posts.
I’d buy a lotus and offer it as a PH competition prize.
You could milk the whole thing for alot longer if you gave away the SOTW as a prize for a 5 years or so.

OzzyR1

6,370 posts

262 months

Saturday 2nd December 2017
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Vaud said:
I’d buy a lotus and offer it as a PH competition prize.
Had forgotten about that!

What happened in the end or is the whole subject verboten?

Huff

3,431 posts

221 months

Saturday 2nd December 2017
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captain_cynic said:
I'd advertise it on Facebook, arrange for 100 of them to gather in a park somewhere (arrange for a burger van to be there and everything)... then give them away whilst giving a
" ...damn good workout to the miniguns on the Hind gunship I'd also bought"

FIFY.