Ask a secret agent anything

[Sebastian Tombs]

These threads seem to be popular. Ask away...

[surveyor]

How do we know you are really a secret agent?

[ReverendCounter]

You've spelled 'sales' incorrectly.

[Sebastian Tombs]

surveyor said:

How do we know you are really a secret agent?

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[PositronicRay]

Do bother contributing towards pension?

[Pixel Pusher]

When you're strapped to a table with a laser beam slowly creeping towards your bks, does shouting Operation Grandlsam always get you off the hook?

It's just gone past my ankle and I'm starting to flap a bit now.

Cheers.

[Sebastian Tombs]

PositronicRay said:

Do bother contributing towards pension?

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Sebastian Tombs]

Pixel Pusher said:

When you're strapped to a table with a laser beam slowly creeping towards your bks, does shouting Operation Grandlsam always get you off the hook?

It's just gone past my ankle and I'm starting to flap a bit now.

Cheers.

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Sebastian Tombs]

(I suspect this joke is going to get old fast...)

[Timmy40]

Where can I buy some Polonium? The MIL is coming for Xmas.

[AdamIndy]

What is Dr. Evil actually like? He seems like a laugh!

[Jinx]

So I have just infiltrated the Iranian Theocracy' Secret police HQ, there is a Semtex based anti-tamper device on the central server that I am attempting to place an I/O traffic listening device on and the next physical sweep of the server room is in 20 seconds.
Shall I cut the red or blue wire to deactivate the anti-tamper device?

[dudleybloke]

BEADWINDOW.

[Smiler.]

What's the longest you've ever spent in a suitcase?

[Sebastian Tombs]

Timmy40 said:

Where can I buy some Polonium? The MIL is coming for Xmas.

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Sebastian Tombs]

AdamIndy said:

What is Dr. Evil actually like? He seems like a laugh!

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Sebastian Tombs]

Jinx said:

So I have just infiltrated the Iranian Theocracy' Secret police HQ, there is a Semtex based anti-tamper device on the central server that I am attempting to place an I/O traffic listening device on and the next physical sweep of the server room is in 20 seconds.
Shall I cut the red or blue wire to deactivate the anti-tamper device?

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Sebastian Tombs]

Smiler. said:

What's the longest you've ever spent in a suitcase?

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to tell you.

[Vocal Minority]

Pixel Pusher said:

When you're strapped to a table with a laser beam slowly creeping towards your bks, does shouting Operation Grandlsam always get you off the hook?

It's just gone past my ankle and I'm starting to flap a bit now.

Cheers.

:heehee: This made me chuckle

Edited by Vocal Minority on Friday 29th December 21:55

[cuprabob]

Pixel Pusher said:

When you're strapped to a table with a laser beam slowly creeping towards your bks, does shouting Operation Grandlsam always get you off the hook?

It's just gone past my ankle and I'm starting to flap a bit now.

Cheers.