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Original Poster:

1,853 posts

114 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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other threads were great. i love answering questions. go on then.

xjay1337

15,966 posts

148 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you like children?

sc0tt

18,296 posts

231 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Whats a prof?

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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114 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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professor innit.

cuprabob

19,741 posts

244 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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sc0tt said:
Whats a prof?
Professor

EliseNick

272 posts

211 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Might help to know what you're a Prof of?

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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114 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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a science...

it's an unusual job, which I think must be quite different from many others' experience of work. i do about 10 lectures a year.

honest_delboy

1,760 posts

230 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Why is travel dangerous ?

xjay1337

15,966 posts

148 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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travel is dangerous said:
professor innit.
I can't find a Professor Innit at any school or university in this country.

EliseNick

272 posts

211 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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travel is dangerous said:
a science...

i do about 10 lectures a year.
First question - is that your full teaching load? How do you get away with that?

Wiccan of Darkness

1,916 posts

113 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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What science, exactly? And what is your area of expertise/research and what did you do for PhD/DPhil.

Oh and which bits did you hate the most? Was it grant applications? Go on, it was. Worse than dealing with non academic "support staff".

Oh and last question. What really gets under your skin? Armchair scientists, bad journalism/use of science in adverts or people who roll their eyes and say 'we've had enough of experts' as though they know better, then they walk in to a lamp post/in front of a bus/open manhole cover.

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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Friday 29th December 2017
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Wiccan of Darkness said:
What science, exactly? And what is your area of expertise/research and what did you do for PhD/DPhil.

Oh and which bits did you hate the most? Was it grant applications? Go on, it was. Worse than dealing with non academic "support staff".

Oh and last question. What really gets under your skin? Armchair scientists, bad journalism/use of science in adverts or people who roll their eyes and say 'we've had enough of experts' as though they know better, then they walk in to a lamp post/in front of a bus/open manhole cover.
don't want to mention the specific science smile let's say, experimental physical science.

10 lectures, tutorials, practical labs, various other marking, exams too, etc. etc.

so no, more than 10 hours a year.

What do I hate most? the inertia of a university and the small mindedness of (many, but not all) colleagues.

grant applications? no issue with them, really, apart from all the pointless, irrelevant 'national importance' ste. admin staff are generally fine to deal with, most of them are enabling.

what annoys me most? People trying to direct or prioritise funding certain areas or technologies. the idea that 'innovation' and 'application' are what universities should be doing. The idea that 'economic importance' is a good criterion to decide what gets funding. the route to the biggest improvements in everybody's lives is, and always has been, fundamental science. you can't predict outcomes, but you never know what you are going to find and what the implications are.

junglie

2,052 posts

247 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Why can’t I get any traction with an essay I have to do for my MA!

Vaud

59,677 posts

185 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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What are your thoughts on TEF?

Yipper

5,964 posts

120 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you mark down students you dislike?

Do you mark up students you like?

MYOB

5,127 posts

168 months

Friday 29th December 2017
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Do you believe CERN is destined for failure?

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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Friday 29th December 2017
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junglie said:
Why can’t I get any traction with an essay I have to do for my MA!
writing is really hard. first of all, you have to work out what you want to say. that's sometimes even harder. best thing is just to do a small amount (1-3 hrs) at the same time every day. even if you only write one sentence.

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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Vaud said:
What are your thoughts on TEF?
too much measurement is a distraction from the core business. it distorts what you do. it's just there to facilitate the growth of private universities IMO.

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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Yipper said:
Do you mark down students you dislike?

Do you mark up students you like?
Not consciously and I also try to avoid doing it unconsciously. best approach is just to dislike all students, obviously.

travel is dangerous

Original Poster:

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Friday 29th December 2017
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MYOB said:
Do you believe CERN is destined for failure?
hasn't it already been successful?