£30 for a packet of cigs!!!
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No nothing to do with the Chancellor for a change.
Woke up this morning, expecting the doom and gloom of grey skies and rain, as forecast. ( how do these people keep a job??? )but no, a cloudless sky and warmth, mmm.
So methinks, loads to do indoors, lawns to be mowed etc, better get on with it. Ah but her Ladyship is working and I need some fags. Just round the corner, wont take 5 mins. Better take the roof off, just to make sure it is all ok, bit like a road test for LT.
Up-shot is I spent several hours just driving. Stopped at a little country pub, had a Stella, and sat and watched the world stare at Di's car before going by. At one point I prevoked the interest of Volvo traffic cop, but managed to use a few back doubles before he could follow.
Arrived home feeling at peace with the world and even philosophical about the world of pain I am about to enter when Di finds I have done sweet F*** all.
And yes I did get my fags, worth every penny.
Moral of my story is that its for these moments you get a Tusc. Priceless !!!!!
Tony, Di's one time prob now redundant butler.
Woke up this morning, expecting the doom and gloom of grey skies and rain, as forecast. ( how do these people keep a job??? )but no, a cloudless sky and warmth, mmm.
So methinks, loads to do indoors, lawns to be mowed etc, better get on with it. Ah but her Ladyship is working and I need some fags. Just round the corner, wont take 5 mins. Better take the roof off, just to make sure it is all ok, bit like a road test for LT.
Up-shot is I spent several hours just driving. Stopped at a little country pub, had a Stella, and sat and watched the world stare at Di's car before going by. At one point I prevoked the interest of Volvo traffic cop, but managed to use a few back doubles before he could follow.
Arrived home feeling at peace with the world and even philosophical about the world of pain I am about to enter when Di finds I have done sweet F*** all.
And yes I did get my fags, worth every penny.
Moral of my story is that its for these moments you get a Tusc. Priceless !!!!!
Tony, Di's one time prob now redundant butler.
Know exactly what you mean Tony. A loaf a bread can be very expensive these days..................
Having said that, I would be morfified if my missus nicked the car and went joy riding while I was hard at work, so Di should by now have received a text from "a wellwisher" grassing you up.
Having said that, I would be morfified if my missus nicked the car and went joy riding while I was hard at work, so Di should by now have received a text from "a wellwisher" grassing you up.
unrepentant said:
Know exactly what you mean Tony. A loaf a bread can be very expensive these days..................
Having said that, I would be morfified if my missus nicked the car and went joy riding while I was hard at work, so Di should by now have received a text from "a wellwisher" grassing you up.
I received a dozen lashes with the birch. Couldnt let on I was enjoying it. Worth nicking it more frequently if thats the punishment. Sh*t, keep forgetting I am also nicking her log in.
Ah well, bring on the birch.
Tony
must remember to order more birch. Hang on Nick you are in the timber business any chance of a discount on a job lot??Gassing Station | Tuscan | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff