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Desert Dragon

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1,445 posts

114 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Driving like Miss Daisy round a roundabout and then on to an 70 mph a road a few hours ago.

Evo X from nowhere comes onto a road behind me and hangs off a few feet from my bumper expecting me to have a bit of fun with him I think? Bit greasy the roads today so couldn’t be bothered.

I accelerate to 75-80mph to pass traffic on my left and let the Evo past. He lights his Evo’s afterburner up and disappears into distance at well over 100mph maybe reaching 130-140mph up the road?

Silver unmarked Astra then shoots off from behind me in pursuit frown

Hope they let him off. Can’t help thinking what horrible things would have happened if I’d actually twitched my right toe as 200mph very easy to reach on this particular a road in any modern sports car.


Zarco

21,036 posts

239 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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What are you driving?

Desert Dragon

Original Poster:

1,445 posts

114 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Zarco said:
What are you driving?
911 turbo

Gmlgml

404 posts

111 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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You might see him standing at a bus stop pretty soon if your estimate of speed reached is on the money

Desert Dragon

Original Poster:

1,445 posts

114 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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You can see in the pic water on the surface thats close to freezing. He was gone into the distance so fast I don't think plod would have even got him on camera. Bit of frost or water nothing for an Evo. Apart from the close distance to my rear bumper (which is another reason I didn't floor it i.e. he must be slightly unhinged to get that close) it was all relatively safe - no getting out of shape or anything like that. I'm sure we've all had similar in-discretions in the past i.e. speeding (I'd never get close to someones rear bumper). I've seen the car around quite a bit - looks the biz. Next time I see him will pull him over for friendly chat. Plod here are pretty reasonable

Gavia

7,627 posts

121 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Desert Dragon said:
You can see in the pic water on the surface thats close to freezing. He was gone into the distance so fast I don't think plod would have even got him on camera. Bit of frost or water nothing for an Evo. Apart from the close distance to my rear bumper (which is another reason I didn't floor it i.e. he must be slightly unhinged to get that close) it was all relatively safe - no getting out of shape or anything like that. I'm sure we've all had similar in-discretions in the past i.e. speeding (I'd never get close to someones rear bumper). I've seen the car around quite a bit - looks the biz. Next time I see him will pull him over for friendly chat. Plod here are pretty reasonable
You’ll pull him over for a chat? Expect a slightly different response to what you think will happen.

OverSteery

3,794 posts

261 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Desert Dragon said:
Can’t help thinking what horrible things would have happened if I’d actually twitched my right toe as 200mph very easy to reach on this particular a road in any modern sports car.
Indeed 200 mph is almost dull in a modern sports car.

TwigtheWonderkid

49,115 posts

180 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Desert Dragon said:
Can’t help thinking what horrible things would have happened if I’d actually twitched my right toe as 200mph very easy to reach on this particular a road in any modern sports car.
Really. I would guess that 99% of modern sports cars can't reach 200mph.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

197 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Quite possibly they were waiting for the car and the speed wasn't the reason for the pull.

Gavia

7,627 posts

121 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Desert Dragon said:
Can’t help thinking what horrible things would have happened if I’d actually twitched my right toe as 200mph very easy to reach on this particular a road in any modern sports car.
Really. I would guess that 99% of modern sports cars can't reach 200mph.
And it’s also not easy for his car to reach it either, no road car reaches its top speed with ease.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Desert Dragon said:
Can’t help thinking what horrible things would have happened if I’d actually twitched my right toe as 200mph very easy to reach on this particular a road in any modern sports car.
Really. I would guess that 99% of modern sports cars can't reach 200mph.
This whole thread is a laughable dick wave. CSB, very PH, etc.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

164 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Breadvan72 said:
This whole thread is a laughable dick wave. CSB, very PH, etc.
Why do you hope he got off? Because his average car drove past your average car and all was amicable?

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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I have used my contacts to get some CCTV of 200 MPH race track road in question.


Strudul

1,599 posts

115 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Gavia said:
And it’s also not easy for his car to reach it either, no road car reaches its top speed with ease.
Except electronically limited ones...

Alucidnation

16,810 posts

200 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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With any luck, he will get a ban.

Fingers crossed.

Gavia

7,627 posts

121 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Strudul said:
Gavia said:
And it’s also not easy for his car to reach it either, no road car reaches its top speed with ease.
Except electronically limited ones...
Fair point, is the 911 turbo electronically limited?

Strudul

1,599 posts

115 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Gavia said:
Strudul said:
Gavia said:
And it’s also not easy for his car to reach it either, no road car reaches its top speed with ease.
Except electronically limited ones...
Fair point, is the 911 turbo electronically limited?
Not afaik, at least not the UK, and not to 155mph.

But tbh, it does reach it relatively easily.
https://youtu.be/HoKst5KKtdQ

TimmyMallett

3,197 posts

142 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Maybe it was Baby Driver?

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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FerdiZ28 said:
Breadvan72 said:
This whole thread is a laughable dick wave. CSB, very PH, etc.
Why do you hope he got off? Because his average car drove past your average car and all was amicable?
I have no clue what you are talking about.

anonymous-user

84 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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I think he meant to quote the OP, but instead gravitated towards your various barge wagons and quoted you instead.