Anyone for an eBay bargain?

[wanty1974]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2897&item=5187631714

[wanty1974]

Or how about

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2897&item=5574462883

Can't believe someone's bid!

[jazzybee]

wanty1974 said:

Or how about http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2897&item=5574462883 Can't believe someone's bid!

That's just taking the p!ss

[forever_driving]

Did she have two dumps during the race? Or do I sense that these aren't really hers

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1468&item=5574491226&rd=1

Edited to say: Looks like the item was removed 5 minutes ago... too late to bid now, sorry

>> Edited by forever_driving on Monday 18th April 17:45

[shirley temple]

startin to worry about some of the folk on here, GET OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR PC!

[simpo two]

shirley temple said:

startin to worry about some of the folk on here, GET OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR PC!

And you're a guy masquerading as Shirley Temple!!!

[shirley temple]

simpo two said:

shirley temple said: startin to worry about some of the folk on here, GET OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR PC! And you're a guy masquerading as Shirley Temple!!!

leave my wardrobe out of this!!!

[lanciachris]

Lets not forget a ten pound note, currently standing at £50

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=72185&item=6526146270&rd=1

[sparkythecat]

TOP TIP

A malt loaf is the ideal material from which to sculpt a very realistic human turd. Don't forget to taper it at one end.

[lanciachris]

sparkythecat said:

TOP TIP A malt loaf is the ideal material from which to sculpt a very realistic human turd. Don't forget to taper it at one end.

Or both, for the true artistic touch