'Key-Scratch' Artist Admits Hoax
'Key-Scratch' Artist Admits Hoax
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crazylegs

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482 posts

272 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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An artist who claimed to have scratched the paintwork on nearly 50 cars with keys as part of a project admitted today he made the story up.

Mark McGowan, 37, had said he “keyed” 17 cars around the Botanic Gardens in Glasgow’s upmarket West End in March as well as 30 vehicles in Camberwell, south London.

Police launched an investigation and a Glasgow gallery where Mr McGowan had been hoping to display pictures of the vandalism disowned him.

But today the Londoner said: “I never keyed any cars – it was just an art project that has gone horribly wrong. The whole thing has been a nightmare.

“All I wanted to do was highlight the plight of people who have had their cars scratched, which has somehow spiralled out of control. I’m very, very, very sorry.

“My family and friends have shunned me, I’m worried Camberwell police are going to bang me up for every car crime and that no other gallery will exhibit my stuff.

“Someone rang into a radio show and said they wanted to rip my head off. I’m a scapegoat. But at least I’ve shown people do care about car crime.”

Mr McGowan claimed the vehicles in two pictures of him apparently vandalising cars belonged to his brother-in-law and a barmaid from a pub in Camberwell.

He said both cars had already been scratched and that he staged photos to make it appear he had carried out the vandalism.

It is the latest in a string of bizarre stunts by the artist, who describes himself as “the British alternative to David Blaine”.

In 2003, he attracted world media attention when he pushed a monkey nut for seven miles with his nose to 10 Downing Street in a protest against student debt.

He also once rolled himself across London for four-and-a-half miles singing Christmas carols to highlight the work of office cleaners.

He said today: “This weekend, I’m going to put 17,200 multi-coloured clothes pegs on a Japanese woman with cancer in Hackney. I believe clothes pegs could be an alternative therapy.”


http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4420310

Anyone else a little sceptical of this? "Someone rang into a radio show and said they wanted to rip my head off" - so then you decided it was a hoax after all?

Mind you, IIRC the police said they couldn't find any of the victims...

simpo two

92,694 posts

294 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Bill him for the police time he wasted.

einion yrth

19,575 posts

273 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Rip his head off anyway, it's the only way to be sure.

ultimasimon

9,646 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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He still desrves a slap for broadcasting the message that it's ok to vandalise someones pj in the name of art. No doubt someone from 'chav-central' has taken this message on board and is learning the new form of art.

I would presume he's changed his story due to death threats.

I am just about to start a new form of art called dis-embowling male art students. Anyone care to join in?

Gimme 2 minutes with him grrrr

mutt k

3,964 posts

267 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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simpo two said:
Bill him for the pistonheaders time he wasted.

robdickinson

31,343 posts

283 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Forget Illigal immigrants, cant we deport this moron?

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Not sure I believe he is genuinely sorry...now if he had admitted it from his hospital bed, then I'd believe him...

simpo two

92,694 posts

294 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Next week he'll be on Newsnight Review talking bollox with the lefties, then he'll get an £80K job with Crapshire County Council as Head of Art & Culture...

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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I don't believe him. I think he did this, expected support from the anti-car/Grauniad brigade, didn't get it and is now backpedalling in order to dodge responsibility.

shadowninja

79,993 posts

311 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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article said:
It is the latest in a string of bizarre stunts by the artist, who describes himself as “the British alternative to David Blaine”.

In 2003, he attracted world media attention when he pushed a monkey nut for seven miles with his nose to 10 Downing Street in a protest against student debt.

He also once rolled himself across London for four-and-a-half miles singing Christmas carols to highlight the work of office cleaners.

He said today: “This weekend, I’m going to put 17,200 multi-coloured clothes pegs on a Japanese woman with cancer in Hackney. I believe clothes pegs could be an alternative therapy.”


In other words, he's a prized tt seeking attention.

cotty

42,217 posts

313 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Twincam16 said:
I don't believe him. I think he did this, expected support from the anti-car/Grauniad brigade, didn't get it and is now backpedalling in order to dodge responsibility.


and a good kicking

cotty

42,217 posts

313 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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crazylegs said:
Mind you, IIRC the police said they couldn't find any of the victims...

not suprising really, people don’t report the damage to the insurance company due to the excess and the fact that it may affect their renewal even though they have not claimed.

People don’t report the crime to the police as they know they cant do anything about it.

I agree with some of the other comments I think he caused the damage and know wants to claim it’s a hoax once he realised how angry car crime makes people. What happened to the all the other pictures where did he hide these, I think the police should search his premises



>> Edited by cotty on Tuesday 19th April 11:59

rsvmilly

11,288 posts

270 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Twincam16 said:
I don't believe him. I think he did this, expected support from the anti-car/Grauniad brigade, didn't get it and is now backpedalling in order to dodge responsibility.

Exactly what I thought.

deltafox

3,839 posts

261 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Wheres he live? I wana go kick his bollox up round his ears a few times the scroungy little FK

_VTEC_

2,458 posts

274 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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I think an example should be made of him personally.

iainuk

39 posts

281 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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An alternative p.o.v.....
Assuming this was staged then I think he's been quite crafty, and I doff my hat to him.
Everything he does seems to be about publicity for himself and some cause and he's certainly achieved it with this stunt.
Compare it to the hours of mind numbing drivel that we're subjected to on telly and I think it stands head and shoulders above this in terms of originality and entertainment.
Not sure about the previous stunts mind, but if someone wants to push a legume with their nose for any distance who am I to judge?
The peg thing seems entirely barking though.

finally, if he really did it which I seriously doubt, then he fully deserves a good kicking.

HiRich

3,337 posts

291 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Twincam16 said:
I don't believe him. I think he did this, expected support from the anti-car/Grauniad brigade, didn't get it and is now backpedalling in order to dodge responsibility.


Ditto, don't just accept this. The Police said that they would only investigate if they received a complaint. By the artist's claims, there should only be two cars featured in the 50-odd photo's.

Seriously, if any Pistonheaders live broadly in either area, and the timescales described, and were keyed, do make a complaint to the Police. If only for the satisfaction that this bozo will be in for a whole heap of hassle.

rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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robdickinson said:
Forget Illegal immigrants, cant we deport this moron?


Hey I think you might be on to something here.

government official talking to Mugaby said:
"We'll have one of yours that you don't want cause they want to live in a democracy and aren't colour prejudiced and you can have one that we don't want 'cause he's a tawt..."

superflid

2,254 posts

294 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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HiRich said:

Twincam16 said:
I don't believe him. I think he did this, expected support from the anti-car/Grauniad brigade, didn't get it and is now backpedalling in order to dodge responsibility.



Ditto, don't just accept this. The Police said that they would only investigate if they received a complaint. By the artist's claims, there should only be two cars featured in the 50-odd photo's.

Seriously, if any Pistonheaders live broadly in either area, and the timescales described, and were keyed, do make a complaint to the Police. If only for the satisfaction that this bozo will be in for a whole heap of hassle.


Hedders.

You live near this?

GingerNinja

3,989 posts

287 months

Tuesday 19th April 2005
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Alternatively, you could all just take a deep breath and calm the f**k down.

Seriously, he's not done any harm to any of you or anyone else so what's your problem?