Flasher's stag do...

[Shnozz]

As some of you may know, Flasher gets married in a few weeks. This weekend is his stag do at the San Marino GP and a few well known characters shall be in attendance. So I thought I'd throw it open to the PH collective to give us some input as to the fate that should await the one lunged wheezer. So, your ideas please....

[Plotloss]

Change the location at the last minute.

And dont tell him.

[Incorrigible]

All go to Amsterdam without him

>> bugger too late

>> Edited by Incorrigible on Tuesday 19th April 13:53

[angusfaldo]

Have a collection with a view to putting a deposit down for a decent car for him?

[Podie]

Make sure you have bail money, in a UK account accessed by someone you trust…

[dds1]

make him live up to his PH name on television at the GP

[ErnestM]

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CheapShopTart

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ErnestM

[bruciebabe]

Tie him naked to the bed. Introduce 2 tarts and a litre of olive oil. Take Polaroids/digitals.

[Fer]

ErnestM said:

[BlowFromThePastMode] CheapShopTart [/BlowFromThePastMode] ErnestM

"69 please"!

[Twincam16]

Weekend of the GP? Right - hire him a nice silver Merc coupe, bundle him behind the wheel and tell him to enjoy himself. What he won't notice is the orange 'F1 pace car' lights you slap on the roof as he pulls away. Then see how much trouble he ends up in as he heads towards the paddock...

[pdV6]

bruciebabe said:

Take Polaroids/digitals.

Oi! Cameras on stag do's are a valid reason for bringing back the death penalty.

[Shnozz]

Podie said:

Make sure you have bail money, in a UK account accessed by someone you trust…

[Podie]

Shnozz said:

Podie said: Make sure you have bail money, in a UK account accessed by someone you trust…

How do I put this...?

You're FUBAR'd...

[Mrs Fish]

Podie said:

How do I put this...? You're FUBAR'd...

nope, Flasher is FUBAR'd

[Podie]

Mrs Fish said:

Podie said: How do I put this...? You're FUBAR'd... nope, Flasher is FUBAR'd

Lets just say I look forward ot the photos that appear on PH

Hope it's a good 'un

[gr4eme]

I have just been on my stag do to Prague - on the way out of Leeds Bradford airport we got checked by the police/passport control and they asked what my pals what they were going to do to me while we were away,

My best man said "Tie him up naked to a bridge somewhere" - when one of their colleagues overheard the conversation, from their office, and stepped out to tell him not to do that. We were expecting some message about the police being cruel etc etc BUT a couple of weeks ago the same thing happened to another STAG, his mates tied him up to the Charles bridge naked and left him for a while, they returned in the early hours to find a tramp bummming him!!!!

oh - there was lots of nakedness drunkeness and videos of me running around naked the city centre for "stag dares"

[mel]

Mungo has handcuffs .....

[apache]

kick him in the nuts for not inviting me

[mel]

If he had of it would have meant that it would be 3 that hadn't paid instead of just me & Ben

[apache]

Thanks, that makes me feel better