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[Twincam16]

[Ferg]

"Defeating supervillans hadn't turned out to be the money spinner Wayne imagined."

[Rob_F]

Moron Owner said:

Yeah mate, and when it starts torque steering at 70 i've got to pump the clutch pedal like a mentalist to keep it going

[Twincam16]

Rob_F said:

Moron Owner said: Yeah mate, and when it starts torque steering at 70 i've got to pump the clutch pedal like a mentalist to keep it going

Holy motoring bullshit, Robin!

[Plotloss]

Quick Robin, to the BatShed.

[Ferg]

Rob_F said:

Moron Owner said: Yeah mate, and when it starts torque steering at 70 i've got to pump the clutch pedal like a mentalist to keep it going

Oh how we laughed.

[Scruffy]

All too soon, Jim realised (like the daleks before him) the step was his Nemesis

[trinitycall]

After winning his first Ebay auction Bruce's delight was short lived due to prompt delivery by Ebay member the Joker.

[MR2Mike]

After an embarrasing typo in the Rallye Sport division, Ford's BS Orion suffered from disapointing sales.

[ARH]

where did you get a picture of my mums car??

[srebbe64]

"car destroys car-wash" - for once.

[AlexH]

Batman: Yeah, yeah I know; I got this while the garage is fixing the batmobile. Still, its not as bad as TVR owners having to do with a Vauxhall Corsa...

[V8 Archie]

Robin's voice from within said:

:shouts:Bruce! If you think I'm letting you park that in the batcave you've got another think coming

Somehow the insurance company's offer didn't seem to have have been enough to replace the Bat-Mobile with something quite as good.

[ricardinho]

AlexH said:

Batman: Yeah, yeah I know; I got this while the garage is fixing the batmobile. Still, its not as bad as TVR owners having to do with a Vauxhall Corsa...

OI! I like to think I have the best of both worlds!

[alexkp]

"ing hell" muttered an irate Comissioner Gordon when for the third time that month the Bat Symbol had summoned Kevin Spittles of Reading.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Holy MDF, Batman!

[Twincam16]

anonymous said:

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best one so far

[groucho]

Batmobile keeps 2 painted chickens in the boot for extra effect.

[havoc]

Batman said:

Son, I'm sorry, but you're not taking over the family business in that. I know Robin's son has a Nova GTE with a 12" subwoofer and a bonnet scoop, but that's no excuse.

[mybrainhurts]

Dobbin....?

Yes, Twatman......

You've blacked out the Twatmobile's windows....

Holy smoke, Twatman, you mean....?

Yes, Dobbin, no more dogging for us.......

Bugger....

Not any more Dobbin.......