Another caption comp

[UKBob]

Ive not shown this one before

[Fer]

"Where did you say the door handles were again?"

Or

"I know it was stupid to lock my keys in there... just tell me the fing way in via the we could tell you but then we would have to kill you"

>> Edited by Fer on Tuesday 19th April 18:24

[Twincam16]

"Hammond, May? Yes, it's Jeremy. Look, I'm going to be a bit late - all the people I've ever pissed off in my columns have decided to block the road outside my house..."

[deltafox]

"Yeah, Richard? Yeah mate its broken down again"...

[UKBob]

Clarkson to Hammond... 'My God, you'll never guess who I have here... Yes! Its UKBoB!"

[alexkp]

"Security please. I'm about to get handbagged".

[UKBob]

I dont care if her pink pantelons are strobing on camera, shes too jacked on caffine for security to tackle

[UKBob]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Grape minds think alight