Things you overhear stupid people saying
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I’m stood on a train and a gaggle of girls are mulling what they would do should you be half way across a level crossing and the barriers go down. 2 reply accelerate through the barrier, the other 2 are insistent that the official ruling is to stop you car and get out and walk to safety.
Why???
Why???
I was on an internet forum and saw someone type:
I’m stood on a train and a gaggle of girls are mulling what they would do should you be half way across a level crossing and the barriers go down. 2 reply accelerate through the barrier, the other 2 are insistent that the official ruling is to stop you car and get out and walk to safety.
Why???
Why???
I’m stood on a train and a gaggle of girls are mulling what they would do should you be half way across a level crossing and the barriers go down. 2 reply accelerate through the barrier, the other 2 are insistent that the official ruling is to stop you car and get out and walk to safety.
Why???
Why???
sc0tt said:
I’m stood on a train and a gaggle of girls are mulling what they would do should you be half way across a level crossing and the barriers go down. 2 reply accelerate through the barrier, the other 2 are insistent that the official ruling is to stop you car and get out and walk to safety.
Why???
Because the Darwin Awards are an actual thing and those 4 girls are doing their best to win it.Why???
Saleen836 said:
Sat in a restaurant with a young couple sat on the next table, I overhear the lad talking to his date about food stuffs, and while filling his face with chips he comments "If it comes out of the ground I don't eat it!"
I wore earphones for the rest of the journey but as we were getting off I overheard her ask if Poland was in Germany.
Two women on a plane from Belfast to London, worked for one of the big accountancy firms, and we coming over to a workshop event.
They had a set of topics to discuss and between them they had to speak for 5 mins about each topics, so they were discussing who would take which topic at the workshop. Dividing the topics out between them
And one says "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so I'll take that one."
Surely she should have said "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so you take that one."
They had a set of topics to discuss and between them they had to speak for 5 mins about each topics, so they were discussing who would take which topic at the workshop. Dividing the topics out between them
And one says "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so I'll take that one."
Surely she should have said "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so you take that one."
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Two women on a plane from Belfast to London, worked for one of the big accountancy firms, and we coming over to a workshop event.
They had a set of topics to discuss and between them they had to speak for 5 mins about each topics, so they were discussing who would take which topic at the workshop. Dividing the topics out between them
And one says "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so I'll take that one."
Surely she should have said "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so you take that one."
Unless the other topic was an absolute stinker which neither of them particularly wanted to do, then she'd be a good delegator!They had a set of topics to discuss and between them they had to speak for 5 mins about each topics, so they were discussing who would take which topic at the workshop. Dividing the topics out between them
And one says "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so I'll take that one."
Surely she should have said "The Art of Delegation"....I'm good at delegation so you take that one."
Saleen836 said:
Sat in a restaurant with a young couple sat on the next table, I overhear the lad talking to his date about food stuffs, and while filling his face with chips he comments "If it comes out of the ground I don't eat it!"
I know someone who says this exact phrase, and eats chips. Did he have a big bushy beard?Taking 3 people to Heathrow in my taxi years ago, we stopped in traffic in Cromwell Road, Kensington, opposite
an Italian restaurant which had a sign saying "We specialise in shellfish, Lobster, Scampi, Prawns and Mussels."
One bright spark said, "Look at that, they've spelt mussels wrong, surely they know it's muscles."
an Italian restaurant which had a sign saying "We specialise in shellfish, Lobster, Scampi, Prawns and Mussels."
One bright spark said, "Look at that, they've spelt mussels wrong, surely they know it's muscles."
Eddie Strohacker said:
sc0tt said:
Eddie Strohacker said:
Some random on a film discussion said he didn't see any merit in three Billboards & gave it 1 out of whatever.
I was being generous.Frank7 said:
Taking 3 people to Heathrow in my taxi years ago, we stopped in traffic in Cromwell Road, Kensington, opposite
an Italian restaurant which had a sign saying "We specialise in shellfish, Lobster, Scampi, Prawns and Mussels."
One bright spark said, "Look at that, they've spelt mussels wrong, surely they know it's muscles."
And yet, if you go up to Conwy where they're fished/farmed/caught or whatever:an Italian restaurant which had a sign saying "We specialise in shellfish, Lobster, Scampi, Prawns and Mussels."
One bright spark said, "Look at that, they've spelt mussels wrong, surely they know it's muscles."
Signwriters on autocorrect?
Edited by droopsnoot on Friday 2nd February 12:48
No word of a lie. This happened right in front of me about 20 years ago.
York Castle museum.
Two American ladies looking at the War of the Roses exhibit. Which had an information panel right in front of them:
(Best deep south accent required)
"Gee just think, all those people fighting over a bunch of roses"
York Castle museum.
Two American ladies looking at the War of the Roses exhibit. Which had an information panel right in front of them:
(Best deep south accent required)
"Gee just think, all those people fighting over a bunch of roses"
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